LOL good stuff

 

Enjoyed our brief time together at Mason Dixon Dragway. Take care young lady.

 

Bye Sondra I enjoyed getting drunk with you and the other random meets I take visit's down to houston every now and then, perhaps we will catch up sometime.

 

 

why in the world would you want to go there? anyway good luck in texas if i head down there sometime before she gets out we'll go out and party or something.

 

lol I'll miss you guys too... I won't be far from Dallas or San Antonio, just a few hours drive. If you guys ever head down there hit me up and we can hang out.

Bobby, where is Noelle stationed?

Russell don't be sad, I had to move out of MD... there' wasn't enough room for 2 pimps of our caliber here.

 

Good point...that means more pwnage of random ho's for me I will definitely make my way to Texas to show them how we do it when we get together!

 

lol texas might be big enough for the both of us, so i'm ok with that.
and that girl that fell asleep with her *** out at my house was ****** CLASSIC.

 

I'm going to San Antonio for Thanks Giving! I'll hit you up on FB Sondra

 

sweet!

 

You know whats funny? I ran into her at a party a few weeks ago and she doesnt remember any of it cuz she was still on ma nutz! lmao!

Sondras drinking games+Major PWNAGE=no memory! HAHA!

 

lmfao russell. My drinking games have to get people to that point, otherwise everyone would seriously have it out for me. I searched for that pic to no avail. PRICELESS I tell you, PRICELESS. When she fell out of that chair and her *** hit the floor, I instantly thought "oh god this is gonna be a good PWNED thread" not, oh wow we should help her, or oh gosh I hope she's ok... or maybe we should take it easy on her.. NOPE. I thought lets carry her to the sofa, expose her *** complete with twisted underwear, take pics, and post them online for everyone to laugh at. I love myself.

 

HAHA! When you made a comment on her FB picture the other day I was at work and burst out laughin and people thought I was retarded.

Remember when we went outside and she woke up wandering the house screaming...."RUSSELLLLL! RUSSSSELLLLLLLLLL!" I almost fell off the porch laughing! The memories!

Wait moving to texas means no more happy birthday lap dances??? I can haz wun moar?

 

Yeah, Sondra's parties were always good times, maybe a trip to texas is in order.

 

A trip to Texas, WILL HAPPEN.... or maybe we can organize a drive to meet in Memphis and walk beall st on new years eve or something... that would be BALLER.

Russell... yes u can haz 1 moar. ... afterall it is your Birfday on Saturday!!!!!

Poor Texas...... the locals have no idea what's coming their way.

 

Yessirrr. I dont think I have had more fun at a house party.

 

That sir, may be because when you're at one of my parties you:
start the night out by accidentally getting drunk at the movies
drink top shelf liquor out of a goblet labled PIMP with crystals
are given lap dances by drag racing blondes in school girl outfits
get head from random chicks in the bathroom
have a consistant background of family guy in surround sound
play beer pong with the best in the area

MOVE TO TEXAS SIR.

EDIT: Forgot to add hanging out with a polarbear. (who does not know how to listen to an automated the track is closed message while hungover)

 

Then in that case, I vote for a going away house party... your house of course with all of the above.

 

i will most likely traumatize you.

 

That alone makes it an awesome party!