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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by phunkenstein
I've got more boost than all of you if you know what I mean
You have azn ding dong?
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i would take your for a ride, but when i spool, normally clothing garments fly out the window.

if you're willing to risk it, when should i pick you up?
I'm willing to risk it
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by AmorZ_Fati
Its not the size of the BBs its the motion of the compression...

failed attempt
Nah, don't let people mislead you, size matters.
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 08:27 AM
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but my mom says I have good personality...does that count?
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Chen
You have azn ding dong?


I'm willing to risk it
no manboobs allowed.
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Jgrizzle
When I spool I get it in her eye.
LOL

What ever happened to a nice walk on the beach? Whats up with all this boosted and needing to go 150mph?!
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Malikot
LOL

What ever happened to a nice walk on the beach? Whats up with all this boosted and needing to go 150mph?!
I have a pop charger.... Is that kinda like stuffing your pants?
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 08:51 AM
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What happens when its time to do the deed... she pops open the hood and sees it was all a LIE.
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by NNOCENT
no manboobs allowed.
*****= *****. I used to have pecs when i was in school. i could use to wiggle them and make em' dance.
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Jgrizzle
When I spool I get it in her eye.
haha just pissed my pants
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Malikot
What happens when its time to do the deed... she pops open the hood and sees it was all a LIE.
yeah but unlike you old guys im always up and running.
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Jgrizzle
yeah but unlike you old guys im always up and running.
I always thought old guys need "assistance" *cough*(bluepill)
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Jgrizzle
yeah but unlike you old guys im always up and running.
Use youngins are good to go at all time
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Chen
I always thought old guys need "assistance" *cough*(bluepill)
haha E.D.
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:28 AM
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sounds of boost do get me all hot and bothered ;P
whats everyone doing tonight I have no plans
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:30 AM
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Jgrizzle
yeah but unlike you old guys im always up and running.
WHOA, WHOA. I'm a youngin' as well, sir.

Originally Posted by Chen
OMFG LOL!!!! I just died.....
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Chen
I always thought old guys need "assistance" *cough* (bluepill)
Don't you mean Blue Bottle?
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by bigslim350Z
Don't you mean Blue Bottle?
motor oil for lube?
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:46 AM
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Anyway, lets keep talking about who has the biggest dick or nuts the most. That's bound to get a woman.

"Hey babe, my name is Brian. I can promise you I'll nut in your eye and on your face. Dinner at 7? I'll pick you up."

Doesn't work like that.
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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 09:48 AM
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^^^^^^^Chode im guessing hahahaha
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