Mid-A's Own Joy_Ride(Brittany) Looking For a Boyfriend Thread
Might be getting a crap ton of land so looking at a truck maybe? Also the wife thinks we should get at least one 4wd/awd car for snow. (we moved from SC to MD this month).
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Subaru STi, get one before 07. 04-06 and get a exhaust intake and tune and you're looking at around 325whp and fun yet reliable car too, unless you beat the **** out of it every single day for a few year.s
I did some thinking.
I hate to break off the leghumping thing... but this chick Brittany. What the *** is she bringing to the table? I mean we're all smart guys here for the most part right?
What the hell does she got? She looks ok, sure. But what about her ironing skills? What about her sammich making abilities? What kind of job does SHE have?
Why the *** would I want a broke *** teen with no education, no skills, and doesn't know how to push that iron?
I mean I'm not trying to toot my own horn here but $hit. If I want some hot piece of *** I can just go to Blasian's mom's house, pay my $50 and get a nut off with a quickness. I don't need to pander to some kid's ego that happens to have good looks and not much else at this point right?
Why the *** are WE, as men, putting in our applications.
I hate to break off the leghumping thing... but this chick Brittany. What the *** is she bringing to the table? I mean we're all smart guys here for the most part right?
What the hell does she got? She looks ok, sure. But what about her ironing skills? What about her sammich making abilities? What kind of job does SHE have?
Why the *** would I want a broke *** teen with no education, no skills, and doesn't know how to push that iron?
I mean I'm not trying to toot my own horn here but $hit. If I want some hot piece of *** I can just go to Blasian's mom's house, pay my $50 and get a nut off with a quickness. I don't need to pander to some kid's ego that happens to have good looks and not much else at this point right?
Why the *** are WE, as men, putting in our applications.
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I did some thinking.
I hate to break off the leghumping thing... but this chick Brittany. What the *** is she bringing to the table? I mean we're all smart guys here for the most part right?
What the hell does she got? She looks ok, sure. But what about her ironing skills? What about her sammich making abilities? What kind of job does SHE have?
Why the *** would I want a broke *** teen with no education, no skills, and doesn't know how to push that iron?
I mean I'm not trying to toot my own horn here but $hit. If I want some hot piece of *** I can just go to Blasian's mom's house, pay my $50 and get a nut off with a quickness. I don't need to pander to some kid's ego that happens to have good looks and not much else at this point right?
Why the *** are WE, as men, putting in our applications.
I hate to break off the leghumping thing... but this chick Brittany. What the *** is she bringing to the table? I mean we're all smart guys here for the most part right?
What the hell does she got? She looks ok, sure. But what about her ironing skills? What about her sammich making abilities? What kind of job does SHE have?
Why the *** would I want a broke *** teen with no education, no skills, and doesn't know how to push that iron?
I mean I'm not trying to toot my own horn here but $hit. If I want some hot piece of *** I can just go to Blasian's mom's house, pay my $50 and get a nut off with a quickness. I don't need to pander to some kid's ego that happens to have good looks and not much else at this point right?
Why the *** are WE, as men, putting in our applications.
Hey man. I just like to analyze situations.
Take a step back. Look at what's happening. And THEN make a judgment.
I mean if was was really wanting to get in those drawers I would totally try to disparage all negativity too. I mean because chicks love an internet hero in E-Shining armor.
Take a step back. Look at what's happening. And THEN make a judgment.
I mean if was was really wanting to get in those drawers I would totally try to disparage all negativity too. I mean because chicks love an internet hero in E-Shining armor.
I did some thinking.
I hate to break off the leghumping thing... but this chick Brittany. What the *** is she bringing to the table? I mean we're all smart guys here for the most part right?
What the hell does she got? She looks ok, sure. But what about her ironing skills? What about her sammich making abilities? What kind of job does SHE have?
Why the *** would I want a broke *** teen with no education, no skills, and doesn't know how to push that iron?
I mean I'm not trying to toot my own horn here but $hit. If I want some hot piece of *** I can just go to Blasian's mom's house, pay my $50 and get a nut off with a quickness. I don't need to pander to some kid's ego that happens to have good looks and not much else at this point right?
Why the *** are WE, as men, putting in our applications.
I hate to break off the leghumping thing... but this chick Brittany. What the *** is she bringing to the table? I mean we're all smart guys here for the most part right?
What the hell does she got? She looks ok, sure. But what about her ironing skills? What about her sammich making abilities? What kind of job does SHE have?
Why the *** would I want a broke *** teen with no education, no skills, and doesn't know how to push that iron?
I mean I'm not trying to toot my own horn here but $hit. If I want some hot piece of *** I can just go to Blasian's mom's house, pay my $50 and get a nut off with a quickness. I don't need to pander to some kid's ego that happens to have good looks and not much else at this point right?
Why the *** are WE, as men, putting in our applications.
Thank god!! It's about time someone said what we all were thinking!!
I hate to kill her ego..but easy to hook, teen chicks in need of a boyfriend with a sports car and expendable cash are a dime a dozen. Give 'em a few beers, do some donuts in the parking lot, tell her how much slower everyone else's car is then yours, and you're good to go!! I think we all have been there at one point or another in our life. And most of us have moved on and realized what a waste of time and money it is. A hooker is so much cheaper, leaves as soon as you get yours, and only cares if you have enough money to cover her hourly rate.
Why are we expected to "line up" for this one? What makes her so much different? Who gives a F' if she has a Z. We all have one too!
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But i'm not one to throw stones, i don't have a degree, and my legit job title is "systems engineer" and with that i run tests on Submarines all day. Tell me how the hell that ties in??
But then again i work for the government. And they throw engineer in front of every pretty much every position they offer.
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Thank god!! It's about time someone said what we all were thinking!!
I hate to kill her ego..but easy to hook, teen chicks in need of a boyfriend with a sports car and expendable cash are a dime a dozen. Give 'em a few beers, do some donuts in the parking lot, tell her how much slower everyone else's car is then yours, and you're good to go!! I think we all have been there at one point or another in our life. And most of us have moved on and realized what a waste of time and money it is. A hooker is so much cheaper, leaves as soon as you get yours, and only cares if you have enough money to cover her hourly rate.
Why are we expected to "line up" for this one? What makes her so much different? Who gives a F' if she has a Z. We all have one too!
I hate to kill her ego..but easy to hook, teen chicks in need of a boyfriend with a sports car and expendable cash are a dime a dozen. Give 'em a few beers, do some donuts in the parking lot, tell her how much slower everyone else's car is then yours, and you're good to go!! I think we all have been there at one point or another in our life. And most of us have moved on and realized what a waste of time and money it is. A hooker is so much cheaper, leaves as soon as you get yours, and only cares if you have enough money to cover her hourly rate.
Why are we expected to "line up" for this one? What makes her so much different? Who gives a F' if she has a Z. We all have one too!
HRAES you fake azz engineer LOL.
The skills list for this chick should be
Making sammiches
deepthroating
swallowing
Azz to mouf
laundry doing
house keeping
keeping her piehole shut
obeying and doing as told
The skills list for this chick should be
Making sammiches
deepthroating
swallowing
Azz to mouf
laundry doing
house keeping
keeping her piehole shut
obeying and doing as told
But... but... but I have a card and everything! 
I'd like to add "making tasty sammiches"
And while we're on the subject I'd also like to add:
does all the yard work.
I'd like to add "making tasty sammiches"
And while we're on the subject I'd also like to add:
does all the yard work.
I did some thinking.
I hate to break off the leghumping thing... but this chick Brittany. What the *** is she bringing to the table? I mean we're all smart guys here for the most part right?
What the hell does she got? She looks ok, sure. But what about her ironing skills? What about her sammich making abilities? What kind of job does SHE have?
Why the *** would I want a broke *** teen with no education, no skills, and doesn't know how to push that iron?
I mean I'm not trying to toot my own horn here but $hit. If I want some hot piece of *** I can just go to Blasian's mom's house, pay my $50 and get a nut off with a quickness. I don't need to pander to some kid's ego that happens to have good looks and not much else at this point right?
Why the *** are WE, as men, putting in our applications.
I hate to break off the leghumping thing... but this chick Brittany. What the *** is she bringing to the table? I mean we're all smart guys here for the most part right?
What the hell does she got? She looks ok, sure. But what about her ironing skills? What about her sammich making abilities? What kind of job does SHE have?
Why the *** would I want a broke *** teen with no education, no skills, and doesn't know how to push that iron?
I mean I'm not trying to toot my own horn here but $hit. If I want some hot piece of *** I can just go to Blasian's mom's house, pay my $50 and get a nut off with a quickness. I don't need to pander to some kid's ego that happens to have good looks and not much else at this point right?
Why the *** are WE, as men, putting in our applications.
I didn't even know about this thread til the 7th page in! But it's a great way to match faces to names 
Thank god!! It's about time someone said what we all were thinking!!
I hate to kill her ego..but easy to hook, teen chicks in need of a boyfriend with a sports car and expendable cash are a dime a dozen. Give 'em a few beers, do some donuts in the parking lot, tell her how much slower everyone else's car is then yours, and you're good to go!! I think we all have been there at one point or another in our life. And most of us have moved on and realized what a waste of time and money it is. A hooker is so much cheaper, leaves as soon as you get yours, and only cares if you have enough money to cover her hourly rate.
Why are we expected to "line up" for this one? What makes her so much different? Who gives a F' if she has a Z. We all have one too!
I hate to kill her ego..but easy to hook, teen chicks in need of a boyfriend with a sports car and expendable cash are a dime a dozen. Give 'em a few beers, do some donuts in the parking lot, tell her how much slower everyone else's car is then yours, and you're good to go!! I think we all have been there at one point or another in our life. And most of us have moved on and realized what a waste of time and money it is. A hooker is so much cheaper, leaves as soon as you get yours, and only cares if you have enough money to cover her hourly rate.
Why are we expected to "line up" for this one? What makes her so much different? Who gives a F' if she has a Z. We all have one too!
Let me just say though...I'd love see what my car can handle
I'm willing to get my hands dirty
I get excited when I get tools (right Barney?
)I'd love to learn more about my car and others
I come out to events and meets
I love to go out and do things
Not afraid to meet people knowing they might
or bash me for being so young or my curbed up rimsI worked hard to get the car I wanted
and I can hang with the dudes and not get all emotional when they make one stupid comment about vaginas? Iunnoooooo I could be like jen the ricer and disappear because of one thread...........
Still curious about the ATM thing...