He knows I have tons of ammo.

 

LOLLL this thread is awesome.

 

Jeff is redeemed by this thread.

 

lmao

 

Since I’m neither an Urologist nor a Prostitute, I don’t get to see all that many wieners for comparison. I will say though, the Asian men of my acquaintance have put some real effort and expense into making me feel like a princess. Unfortunately a big *******, all to often comes attached to an American male “hey ***** make me a sammage” attitude.

When my Dr. Frankenstein home lab kit comes in the mail, I know what my first project will be.

 

^



Just sayin'.

 

What if we forgot the mayo?

 

In the end E10 learned to use his math skills to calculate how many coronas it would take.

Math > ***** size. Clearly E10 has overcome his shortcomings

 

can you cook? Sammich Makin' 101

 

Out of all the people to redeem me, I feel special that a guy who only post in the rap thread redeemed me.

 

-______- I knew I should have stayed hidden

 

ahaha

 

Nothing to defend here. 3 inches of man meat is plenty.


The white womenz always come back.

 

OH DEAR GOD

 

This?



Similar punishment to not having dinner on the table 5 mins after I get home

 

Violence!!!
Rick james might have to smack a B**ch.

 

LOL! nice

 

Jeffie's wife was awesome! I mean.... her avocado smoothies

 

I agree! Avocado smoothies FTMFW!

 

holy fack!!!!