certified yet??

 

heard the owner of the new shop is a first-class pimp. What's even more pimptastic you ask? His force-enduced 350z, with a custom installed pu$$y magnet. You heard me right, a F'in pu$$y magnet - don't bring your gfs/wives here, he'll offer to pick her up as far as Baltimore and give them the best joy ride of their fawkin lives.

 

No se. Son unos mamones estos vatos.

 

Doing an oil change on my xB outside of my apartment tonight. Will take pics to prove my oil changing skill.

 

im doing a valve cover change right now... can I be hired on as a shade tree mechanic for you???

 

Sure. I'll pay you with burritos if that's cool.

 

they better be from Chipotle **** with double meat FTW!

 

I heard he is the only one who does headlight fluid changes and he can switch out summer air to winter air.

 

Do you use the top quality ceramic muffler bearings?

 

Of course... as long as I can keep tips

I do them with my eyes closed!
I specialize in muffler bearings PM me for best price

 

Perhaps now I can finally get my diagonally opposed reverse situated VQ

 

I heard this shop even has a secret club house inside!! Boys only**

 

Hey E10, I am having some problems with my turn signals.....you think I might need the blinker fluid flushed?

 

What you need is some tender loving e10 care + some lube

 

Doesnt E10 tender loving usually imply lube anyway?

 

Does this new shop offer the option of lube or no lube? It's nice to know ahead of time if we're gonna get F-ed.

E10, don't forget to put oil back in the car. Nothing better then doing an oil change only to drive off with no oil =)~

 

I heard they will blow up your engine for free on a dyno + discounts for multiple engines (you get paid for teh lulz). Too bad Cass didn't know this until now :-(

 

Well - If I blow up one more I get a free set of steak knives, or a toaster or something

Probably, but it usually implies one of his hands is involved as well

 

I just heard a rumor that Function:Lo Up On a Hill in the Altered Atmosphere got evicted and went bankrupt and re-opened on the same day and that the whole ordeal only took about 2 hours. Anybody heard about this?

 

confirmed!! it was floating around facebook...

I think that since it happened so fast though it wont get allot of attention. Im interested in who the new owner is though and if management is just the same??