6 Rules of success. This one is for you Shin.
In life, there are always short-cuts to Success: Here are a few Easy Steps
1. fawk bishes, PIITB - but never let some dumb **** make you miss a meet. Be well acquainted with "hit & run." Don't take em out on dates n crap (it costs money,) skip straight to the point. Don't ever let Mid-A catch you picking some **** over hanging out w/ the boys or else you may be perma-banned from meets. If she refuses, tell her, "stay home and make me a sammich when I get back WH0RE!" Show her who's da f'in BOSS son!
2. Race - show all the nay sayers who's got the bigger bawlz. If any fools say your car's slow, start a thread on their forum and call their a$$es out immediately. Be sure to setup a Facebook invite for a street racing challenge. You want to be respected across all car forums as a street racing legend.
3. Get an education - fawk a real education, I'm talking about learning how to race/drift. Any guy who can enter the parking lot slideways gets immediate respect. For some people, that's more important.
4. F' the Mods - tell them how F'in DARE they ban you. You're motha F'in SHIN F'in Beats motha f'ker! Be sure to PM them saying if they saw you in person, you'd stomp their teeth out so they better watch their backs and apologize for even thinking about banning you. And that you'll let it slide this time, but next time you won't be so nice.
5. in fact, just say "F' ALL!" Street racing legends don't need to answer to nobody. You say whatever you wanna say. If anyone got a problem w/ it, tell em "STFU before I pull my **** out n' put it in yo mouf! Then rape you down the 1/4 mile, 13.7... N/A SON... and that's on a bad day w/ 5 mis-shifts and a 3.9 sec reaction time!
6. Dump all your cash into mods. But don't tell anyone what's really under the hood. Make em find out the hard way.
7. Buy alcohol - to build up your tolerances. So at the next party, you won't pass out in 30 mins after downing half a bottle of Aftershock. Tell all the bishes there you can out-drink anyone, then start calling fools out.
1. fawk bishes, PIITB - but never let some dumb **** make you miss a meet. Be well acquainted with "hit & run." Don't take em out on dates n crap (it costs money,) skip straight to the point. Don't ever let Mid-A catch you picking some **** over hanging out w/ the boys or else you may be perma-banned from meets. If she refuses, tell her, "stay home and make me a sammich when I get back WH0RE!" Show her who's da f'in BOSS son!
2. Race - show all the nay sayers who's got the bigger bawlz. If any fools say your car's slow, start a thread on their forum and call their a$$es out immediately. Be sure to setup a Facebook invite for a street racing challenge. You want to be respected across all car forums as a street racing legend.
3. Get an education - fawk a real education, I'm talking about learning how to race/drift. Any guy who can enter the parking lot slideways gets immediate respect. For some people, that's more important.
4. F' the Mods - tell them how F'in DARE they ban you. You're motha F'in SHIN F'in Beats motha f'ker! Be sure to PM them saying if they saw you in person, you'd stomp their teeth out so they better watch their backs and apologize for even thinking about banning you. And that you'll let it slide this time, but next time you won't be so nice.
5. in fact, just say "F' ALL!" Street racing legends don't need to answer to nobody. You say whatever you wanna say. If anyone got a problem w/ it, tell em "STFU before I pull my **** out n' put it in yo mouf! Then rape you down the 1/4 mile, 13.7... N/A SON... and that's on a bad day w/ 5 mis-shifts and a 3.9 sec reaction time!
6. Dump all your cash into mods. But don't tell anyone what's really under the hood. Make em find out the hard way.
7. Buy alcohol - to build up your tolerances. So at the next party, you won't pass out in 30 mins after downing half a bottle of Aftershock. Tell all the bishes there you can out-drink anyone, then start calling fools out.
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I came in here thinking this was his 'sticky' thread and I'm already ROFL. 
BTW, whoever chose the Batman soundtrack for this...LOL!
BTW, whoever chose the Batman soundtrack for this...LOL!
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