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Old Feb 7, 2012 | 12:49 PM
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After years of observations on my fellow Mid-A-ers I have come to a conclusion that very much like our obsession with cars we also have strong yellow fever.

From Urban Dictionary ...
Yellow Fever
1. A term usually applied to white males who have a clear sexual preference for women of asian descent, although it can also be used in reference to white females who prefer asian men.

2. A mental disease that afflicts the Wapanese, the fanboys, and the otaku. Symptoms of this condition are;
(a) A sexual obsession towards females of Asian descent.
(b) An obsession towards Asian media and entertainment, primarily anime, hentai, manga, and other Japanese media.
(c) A sudden urge to imitate anything from Asia. For instance, learning Japanese and eating sushi just for the sheer sake of trying to be "Asian".
(d) Thinking that one knows more about Japan than the Japanese themselves, despite never setting foot in that country or at lest reading about it.

3. Sexual obsession felt by a non-asian (Usually white, usually male) towards asians of the opposite gender. Symptoms of yellow fever include stalking, halfhearted attempts to learn Japanese/Mandarin/Cantonese/Korean and whacking off to Sailor Moon video's.
And I should know.

4. When a white male has an excessive attraction towards females of the Asian persuasion regardless of how FOBISH or jacked up looking the girl really is; he’ll still think she’s the most ****able thing on the planet. Also, they know nothing about the girls culture, can rarely tell the difference between any nationalities, think they all **** like the girls they see in **** and never heard of Laos until King of The Hill.
Fevered: dude, I wanna **** Trang!
Friend: are you kidding me? She’s missing half her teeth and is built like a 12 year old boy! Plus she barely speaks English! man! You’ve got yellow fever!
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Old Feb 7, 2012 | 12:50 PM
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Now let's look to your left and look to your right... Get vaccination!
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E-10 are you bored or what
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Old Feb 7, 2012 | 01:48 PM
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Muy caliente!
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Old Feb 7, 2012 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by superchargedg
E-10 are you bored or what
Don't lie Keith. You know back in Vietnam you liked yourself some "me luv u long time"!
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Old Feb 7, 2012 | 02:56 PM
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no.
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Hey look, it's a dude riding a bear...

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Old Feb 7, 2012 | 03:33 PM
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Had that fever years ago, promptly kicked it.... with yellow fever comes buku headaches... imjustsayin
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Last but not least
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Omg is that who I think it is ?
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Originally Posted by Alberto
Omg is that who I think it is ?
I don't know what you're talking about
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Old Feb 7, 2012 | 06:42 PM
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Who wouldn't hit everyone of those girls?
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poontang
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Old Feb 8, 2012 | 07:09 AM
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From Wikipedia

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Asian fetish is a slang term which usually refers to an interest, attraction or preference for people, culture, or things of Asian origin by those of non-Asian descent. The term Asiaphile is sometimes used to describe the same phenomenon as is yellow fever.

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Old Feb 8, 2012 | 08:19 AM
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More pics of asian girls please.

And I am more than happy with my affliction.
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Old Feb 9, 2012 | 03:17 AM
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what about the brothas, we love GOLD!
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Old Feb 9, 2012 | 07:20 AM
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Brothers like anything with a hole that moves (or sometimes doesn't move), so that's not yellow fever. Yellow fever only applies to people with a preference.
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E10 that was wacist and im offended beyond belief. I believe you should be banned for 4 days while i wait for my vagina to stop bleeding.
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