yesterday. I am next to an audi a6. The light turns green, and Im looking at him thinking "thats a pretty silver".... hes thinking, "see you sucker" and he nails out of the hole. Im not even in gear yet..

quiz
Q: am I worried?
A: yeah right

I pull rank and the guy is toast...I even started a car length behind.


Today I look to my right cuz I hear this raging engine in my ear, and I notice a BMW 735 trying to RACE me. I pulled on him so hard, his image shrank like a fade out in a movie. I could here his raging engine the whole time...