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Old 04-25-2003 | 11:53 AM
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LOL... This one is funny. The encounter was over in a couple seconds.

Minding my own business at a light and there's a red Ford Probe next to me. He starts revving (coffee can exhaust) and f*rting his blowoff at me a few times. Light's green and I'm off. Look in my rearview just after I shift to second, and the Probe isn't even off the line yet. He appears to have stalled it out.

Chalk up one kill on a DOA Probe... Still LMAO on that one...
Old 04-25-2003 | 12:54 PM
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Originally posted by FastandTheFurious
You owned that Probe. You ****ing told that Probe driving jew. Hey, who is that fine ***** next to your Z. Is she single? because i haven't been laid in like forever. Word. Ford is ok. They have zetec. It's like vtec, but without the Ze, and plus the V. Have you gotten your ***** sucked in your Z? it's basically all you can do in a Z. There is no backseat. And you can't really **** missionary style in the Z. The passenger can either suck your dick or give you a hand job. Plain and simple.
Gee, thanks for all the graphic sex. The ***** (Being In Total Control of Herself) is me fool...
Old 04-25-2003 | 02:02 PM
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Originally posted by FastandTheFurious
Why do girls call themselves/admit that they are bitches? What is up with that? HEY, AND HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FOOL. I knew it was you, the one with the dyed blond hair, and overly tanned skin(burnt). Did your husband buy you that Z? or did your 65 year old parents buy you that? How could you even afford a Z with your salary/lack of salary/housewife. An oh yeah, YOU PUSH THE CLUTCH IN, AND THEN YOU SWITCH TO A GEAR, YOU SLOWLY LET GO OF THE CLUTCH, AND GIVE IT SOME GAS. YOU DO THE SAME THING IN OTHER GEARS. Hell, better yet, just give it to a guy to drive. I don't want another girl grinding the nissan tranny. how about you get yourself an auto cavalier and drive it around with some mardi grass beads hanging on the rear view mirror. At least, you will look cute and "supposedly hot". AND OH YEAH, I MASTURBATED TO YOUR EXTREMELY UGLY PICTURE. WORD.
WTF? Honestly? I think there is a difference between being a troll and being a ***. I know your going for both.. but you could lean more towards troll... otherwise I forsee a padlock.
Old 04-25-2003 | 02:03 PM
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Grow up and get a life...

I can fly these... can you??? Yep, and I can drive a stick shift car too -- been driving 'em for over 30 years.
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Originally posted by FastandTheFurious
You owned that Probe. You ****ing told that Probe driving jew. Hey, who is that fine ***** next to your Z. Is she single? because i haven't been laid in like forever. Word. Ford is ok. They have zetec. It's like vtec, but without the Ze, and plus the V. Have you gotten your ***** sucked in your Z? it's basically all you can do in a Z. There is no backseat. And you can't really **** missionary style in the Z. The passenger can either suck your dick or give you a hand job. Plain and simple.
what's with the "jew" comment? how about you come to boston and let this jew pound the **** out of you. get off this forum...you're not wanted here! I SAY BAN HIM!!
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Hahahhahahaahahhahahha, this guy is a complete moron, but at least he makes it halarious... ROFL
 
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