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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 01:03 PM
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[/QUOTE]Hi,

My name is Elena, I have 32 years and I live in Russian province. I work in library and I can use computer after my work when possible. I finded your address in internet and I decided to write you this letter.

I have a 8-years old daughter Angelina, her father abandoned us and we live with my mother.

Due to the financial crisis recently my mother lost job and our situation became very difficult.

The prices for gas and electricity is very high in our region and we cannot use it to heat our home anymore.

The winter is coming and weather becoming colder each day. We are very afraid and we don't know what to do.

The only accessible way for us to heat our home is to use a portable oven which work with burning wood. We have enough wood in our region and this oven will heat our home all winter for minimal charges.

Unfortunately, we cannot buy this oven in our city because it costs equivalent of 191 Euro and very expensive for us.

If you have any old portable oven and in case you don?t use it anymore, we will be very grateful to you if you can donate it to us and organize transport of this oven to our address (200km from Moscow). This ovens are different, usually they made from cast iron.

I will be waiting for your answer.

With deep respect from Russia,
Elena and my family. [/QUOTE]



I mean, damn, what would be in the spring a request for an A/C ?!?
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 01:14 PM
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I'll buy her an oven!
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 02:00 PM
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I'll buy her an oven!
Might want to request pics first....remember, she's russian ...unlike the vodka...they don't age well.
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by 350LowLife
Might want to request pics first....remember, she's russian ...unlike the vodka...they don't age well.
nice
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 02:22 PM
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Well did you send her your oven or what? We're all on the edge of our seats!
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 02:27 PM
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If this is the greatest email you have ever received, you must get some crappy emails.

David want his 1 min back for reading this thread.
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 02:28 PM
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i replied that i will send her money. waiting on a response
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 03:50 PM
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And this is the story of how little Zimo got married, even though he was not aware of it ...
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 03:55 PM
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i want to put a bun in her oven!
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by cersoft
And this is the story of how little Zimo got married, even though he was not aware of it ...
lol she can send me her daughter when she's 21
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 05:19 PM
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/gets a **** ton of medicine bottles.

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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 350Zimo
lol she can send me her daughter when she's 21
Why 21? That's 3 years of prime russian beef that's going to be wasted
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 06:09 PM
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Why 21? That's 3 years of prime russian beef that's going to be wasted
Uh...are you talking about the same thing as all the other guys?
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 350LowLife
Uh...are you talking about the same thing as all the other guys?
maybe he likes the beef and not the oven
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 08:26 PM
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191 Euro for a stove? Seems a bit low...
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 08:51 PM
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Just send her your car. She can warm herself with the heater. Btw, don't forget to send her gas money.
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 350LowLife
Uh...are you talking about the same thing as all the other guys?
Originally Posted by ace32x
maybe he likes the beef and not the oven
Russian tang = beefy meat flaps so that's where the beef comes in
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Old Sep 30, 2009 | 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ni$mo350
Russian tang = roast beef meat curtains so that's what the beef comes in
fixxxed

Last edited by 350LowLife; Sep 30, 2009 at 10:48 PM.
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Old Oct 2, 2009 | 01:50 PM
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So what's up here?

Your new wife hasn't responed yet.
Ungrateful *****!!
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Old Oct 3, 2009 | 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ni$mo350
Russian tang = arby's
fixed moar better than walt
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