But I bet it's a b*tch to pick up your Wendy's order at the drive up window.

 

I know Rex Birkmire had a couple of skyline's here in Orlando a couple years ago. Now he is in arizona, building exhaust system stuff. http://www.brmusa.com/headers.htm

 

Now that's funny Ron!!!!

 

Just have to eat a Checkers all the time

 

Good thinking!! LOL

 

dont forget Backyard Burger !!

 

Rich:

Let's not appologize for his stupidity. It's just the internet anyways.

He's a typical stupid kid testifying he's gonna get Skyline and pick up chicks downtown.

He's getting dissed and raped on OrlandoForums too:
http://orlandoforums.com/forum/showt...9&page=1&pp=10

Quoted from Orlando Forums:
"well I am leaving my crib in 4 hours to fly to SC. Wish me luck and I will take more pics and videos of the car. if i like it I will buy it and drive to atlanta. Anyoen can meet me there, I will be downtown picking up girls.

I am 19 years old and I am using a loan. I will be at the track next week and at UCF in front of the student union on Friday afternoon and at Waterford Lakes plaze Friday Night at 9-1 See you all there!"



Losar!!!!

 

Hey I am in ATL ......LOL

 

Quoted from OrlandoForums on page 7:

alright, before mr. "nismo" comes back from his wonderful vacation outside Charleston, SC, lets get the real story out about what he tried to pull from the fellas at CHK....

i received an email from a good guy who we all can trust, one of the owners of CHK Imports, last night about this guy.... Michael's exact words:


Quote:
He kept trying to get me to GIVE him my car. Now i see that he's got pics of my skyline (white R34) on his myspace page labled as his.... He said he had the money to pay for it, flew up here and kept calling title loan places to get the money the whole time he was here. I think he actually expected me to sign the title over to him so he could give it to the title loan places. Can you believe that ****..... Anyway I dropped him off at the airport this morning around 10am so he could catch the 10:30 to orlando and make it to work on time.


This is pretty comical.

 

Wow

 

Holy **** this guy is funny. This should be the post of the year.

 

Wow excellent its good to see something things clear up.

First of all I need to really explain my intents but first of all I want to apologize. After carefully listening to my advisor's criticism and advice I re read all my threads from your point of view (someone who has never met me)

I realized that I came off as a cocky young ******* who was talking a lot of ****. I did not want to come off as that as I am totally not that person. Again, if anyone spent 30 minutes with me in person they would truly see how I am. If anyone wants to meet me so we can talk business please let me know.


yea basically I found out that R34's are impossible to import now and made street legal. only bout 70 or so legal ones in the states. That is why i gave up on the black one and tried to get the white one.

My intentions were never to actually purchase to skyline this weekend. I was determined but in the back of my head all I was there for was to make sure it existed and it was running good. Money is not a problem for me so I don't mind the small investment that I made there. The experience and knowledge I gained while being there has made me grow more intelligent, stronger, and most importantly humble.

I walk out of this not empty handed but rich in experience thats very valuable if I want to be a respected member of the import community. I apolize to everyone I insulted but I am not here to leave. I intend on makign sure I improve myself and focus on building a good nissan team. My members truly support me and they believe in waht i say. And to be honest with you there is not one person who doesn't agree with me after I tell them SOME of my ideas (the ones i can legally tell them)

So yea, im 19 and my credit is noexistent. I can't get the loan (unless I get a co-borrower)

Intead, I realized I will have to wait 6 months anyways to get the skyline. I am patient so i am going to wait. I am gonna do more research and take my time with this investment. By that time my government grant will be here and I will not be in debt to the car. That would be the wisest idea.

Also, I do not need a Skyline to make my car club popular. My people and social skills are powerful enough to convince people of what my goals are.

I want to apolgize to Ralph for making him lose sponsorships over people not necessarily agreeing with me. He had nothing to do with this and he does not deserve the negativity towards him.
Tunnermann Enterprises, Inc. is my company name. Tunnermann is my last name. almost all myy family iss succesful in what they did. (please dont take it as a brag or anythign like that it is just a FYI)

I'm sorry if we misunderstood each other. I guess I can see as I came across as an *******. I apologize but if you REALLY knew me you would see how I rly am.

Now to explain wha happened in SC.

My experience went like this. Quite a rollercoaster.

First of all I was greeted by Mike C. who was an awesome humble gentlemen. He enjoyed my ideas and wants to be a part of what I have to offer but I am just not able to come up with the cash right now. Not for a couple of months. If its still available ill get it then (unless my two back up plans work, I will update on taht later)

My intentions as I mentioned were to only inspect and see the validity of the vehicle. After that I felt bad and I realized the situation that Mike was in and why he was selling the car. I tried my best to inform him on my intentions and to work out a deal so I could airbrush CHK imports somewhere on there car, and donate some $10-$20 thousand to their company for their great service and amazing leader.

After I learned that I could not get the loan without a co-borrower I gave up on that idea. I don't want to get anyone else but me in debt. This is my responsibility.

So I spent all day yesterday calling banks and such. Aroun 11 I called it a day (14 hours non stop work) and got a shuttle to the Best Western hotel. I wanted to relax and unwind and what better place then to a full nude titty bar. Everythign went there and I really got to reflect on everything while getting lap dances and talking ot the girls. At the end of the night word got around about what I was doing and the owner of the Penthouse Club approaced me. Although we didn't have time we worked out a promotional deal with them and their affiliate clubs (Goldfinger, etc.) Tomorow I will update you on how that went.

So, we exhancged information, recommended me other things to try and wished me the best luck and gave me reassuring words from a succesful entrepreneur himself. he said i have the right attitude and passion for what I do and that is very important.

About 20 minutes before I go home a couple girls have asked me to get them some drugs. I meet this guy named Mike (NOT MIKE C. FROM CHK IMPORTS, I REPEAT A DIFFERENT MIKE, PLEASE DON'T GET IT CONFUSED!)

He was wasted and he gave me very valuable informatio0n that I later shared with the police. Before I went to bed I made sure my cash was stashed away in a secret location. Come the next morning and the money is gone. I make a complaint and they do nothing. I make a police report whoopty doo! I realize that the only person who knew where I was staying at was the drug dealer I met. I decided it was no logner worth being in SC anymore and that Mike would deliver the car to me anyways if I come up with the money.

I proceed to check out and speak to a manager a bout my missing money.

THis is where it got interestign.

I was thrown out and cursed out of the hotel for no reason. I never raised my voice and I respected his decision. I did nothign wrong and he treated me like garbage (in front of 3 employees mind that, so witnesses are all over) I called the police but they were useless. All I ended up with was a tresspassing threat. yea right, like im ever goin back to a BW

So I catch the next flight out to Orlando, and I am back now. That is when I talked to Milke and quickly let him know that it is no longer safe for me to be there.

I talked to the police and we are in the process of capturing this thief.

I am back home now and I talked to my advisors about the experience. They gave me their opinions and let me know of other ideas I could do.

So basically my new plan is. One more day of trying to get a co-borrower>

Wait 6 months and buy it then with government loan.

Get a much more realistic goal. 2000-2001 S15. its a nissan and I always loved it. This car is much easier for me to get so I will see how everythign works ou tomorrow

I hope you guys will start to respect me more and I once again apolgize for the image I put out. I assure you that is not how I am in real life. I want to be an active member in the community and I will do what is necessary to gain respect and give back to the community.

please let me know if I missed anything or if i can clarify any remarks.

Thanks in advance,
Mauricio Tunnermann
Tunnermann Enterprises, LLC
President of Nissan Car Club of Central Florida
CEO

PS can anyone help me install my underdrive pulley? Im putin that in after my CAI, MMI, and ground wire kit.

 

After reading your long boring fake story and reading all the disses everyone has left you....I have figured out there is no such thing as Tunnermann Enterprises LLC.
http://ccfcorp.dos.state.fl.us/corpw...y/corinam.html

Compulsive lying is a mental disease.

 

Damn Zix you should be a PI you got this guy nailed to the wall.... good work lol.....

You are officially the OZOC verification dept..... lol

 

Holly F*ckin Christ !!!!! This is the most pathetic individual I have met on the internet in the 10 years I have been online. I read a post by a chick who smoked crack a few years ago and I thought that was the sh*t.

Respect
JET

 

 

OMG, that is some outrageously over the top stuff!

 

 

that is such CRAP DUDE GET A LIFEEEEEE!!!!!!!!



STOP THE LIES................ you'll actually start to believe them!!!!!!

 

This is hilarious....The kid really does believe them. Did you check out his myspace page? What a joke!