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Old Dec 3, 2006 | 09:38 AM
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There has been alot of controversy on jack safety, Kevin and I have spent countless hours researching this subject. Jacking points, balance and safety ratings Here are our conclusions:
1) Guinness cans, though very tough, do NOT hold up to there 3000lbs capacity as once thought.
2) Balancing objects on top of floor jack in order to increase lift height WORKS, although it stikes fear into the heart of poor b@stard who has to go under said car.
We have concluded that one 3000lb floor jack and 2 6000lb jack stands work better than any miscellaneous cr@p you may find laying around your yard or garage.
Any furher reasearch has been halting by spouse's...
We DO NOT recommend any you attempt or recreate any of the scientifical type stuff you have seen here!
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Old Dec 3, 2006 | 10:24 AM
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try a full can
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Old Dec 3, 2006 | 10:36 AM
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interesting...maybe that is where we went wrong.
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Old Dec 3, 2006 | 10:41 AM
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just make sure you back away from the spray
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Old Dec 3, 2006 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by USN HM 350Z
just make sure you back away from the spray
But it's BEER!
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Old Dec 3, 2006 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by hr2burn
But it's BEER!

that will be bouncing off the ground and your tires


not to mention, it will only be foam
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by sean1967
try a full can
No need to waste perfectly good beer.
Just drink the beer and try something like this instead:
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 10:28 AM
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^^^ hahahaha, FUKK NO
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 06:46 PM
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LOL!!! He's probably welding on the fuel tank as well. That's too funny.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 01:02 AM
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I am really dissapointed in you Sean. You of all people should know that a can of Guiness does not have nearly the support capacity you need.

Now, had you broken out the Jagermeister you could have propped the whole garage up......
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Colorado S14
I am really dissapointed in you Sean. You of all people should know that a can of Guiness does not have nearly the support capacity you need.

Now, had you broken out the Jagermeister you could have propped the whole garage up......
Why are all of you supporting offshore support? Forgive me, but nothing holds up a car like a bottle of either Jack or Jim. Those fellas can support an army dammit they can support a car.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by hr2burn
1) Guinness cans, though very tough, do NOT hold up to there 3000lbs capacity as once thought.
I think you mean stout. (I crack myself up)
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by njsho
I think you mean stout. (I crack myself up)
Muwahhahha, that's clever, LOL.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 08:35 AM
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The truck picture is hilarious!

A keg would do the trick.
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Originally Posted by Colorado S14
I am really dissapointed in you Sean. You of all people should know that a can of Guiness does not have nearly the support capacity you need.

Now, had you broken out the Jagermeister you could have propped the whole garage up......
Blake you know we cannot have Jagermeister in the same room as Sean He would of drank it all . Then tried to jack the car up using our cardboard image of Will. Which would have destroyed our wonderful decoration. He then would have slipped on some sort of concrete. The next thing you know, you would be sticking your hand up his tail pipe again!
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by kevinapex
Blake you know we cannot have Jagermeister in the same room as Sean He would of drank it all . Then tried to jack the car up using our cardboard image of Will. Which would have destroyed our wonderful decoration. He then would have slipped on some sort of concrete. The next thing you know, you would be sticking your hand up his tail pipe again!
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COWBOY DOWN!!
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 05:28 PM
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shiner bock ftw
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 01:01 PM
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If there had been Jager you would not have even needed jacks at all Sean could have just lifted the car.......

(Revel in the beauty of my 2 min. paint shop creation at my folks house)
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 01:02 PM
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Btw Michael I hope for your sake the girl in your avatar is your lady.......she is smoking hot!
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Colorado S14
If there had been Jager you would not have even needed jacks at all Sean could have just lifted the car.......

(Revel in the beauty of my 2 min. paint shop creation at my folks house)
Wow Blake! I feel so close to you right now!
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