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04-18-2008, 12:29 AM

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Thanks to bryan fer joinin me fer dinner!!! Food was bombastic!!!

Sun thank you. I owe you one. It was fun chillin with you tonight. Too bad it was a work night though.

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04-18-2008, 12:33 AM

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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04-18-2008, 12:34 AM

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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04-18-2008, 12:35 AM

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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04-18-2008, 12:35 AM

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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04-18-2008, 12:36 AM

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

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04-18-2008, 12:36 AM

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

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04-18-2008, 12:37 AM

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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04-18-2008, 12:37 AM

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Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

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04-18-2008, 12:56 AM

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oh my gosh dude you just made me laugh for a good minute

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04-18-2008, 06:08 AM

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Good mornin....TGIF!!!!!

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04-18-2008, 06:11 AM

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Good morning Sun. How are ya?

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04-18-2008, 06:13 AM

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Good morning Sun. How are ya?

I'm good cause it's friday....how are YOU???? Haven't seen you in forever!!!

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04-18-2008, 06:15 AM

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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04-18-2008, 06:20 AM

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I'm good cause it's friday....how are YOU???? Haven't seen you in forever!!!

I know, I know. Work has been kicking my **** and its been keeping me from posting much and I was out of town last weekend. If anything goes down this weekend I'm gonna try to make it. I mentioned going karting, but no one responded.

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04-18-2008, 06:23 AM

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wutever chuck norris lives with me. TOTAL GYM FTW

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04-18-2008, 06:30 AM

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wutever chuck norris lives with me. TOTAL GYM FTW

I wanna get back on that thing but afraid the ****'s under us are gonna say something....which is GHEY!!!

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04-18-2008, 06:31 AM

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chuck norris isnt afraid of redneck neighbors. he is one himself

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04-18-2008, 06:38 AM

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chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris

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04-18-2008, 06:40 AM

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good morning gentlemen...

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