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Apr 18, 2008 | 12:29 AM
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From: West Hills, CA
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Originally Posted by Benzoboi
Thanks to bryan fer joinin me fer dinner!!! Food was bombastic!!!
Sun thank you. I owe you one. It was fun chillin with you tonight. Too bad it was a work night though.
Apr 18, 2008 | 12:33 AM
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From: 818 So.Cal
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Apr 18, 2008 | 12:34 AM
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From: 818 So.Cal
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Apr 18, 2008 | 12:35 AM
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From: 818 So.Cal
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Apr 18, 2008 | 12:35 AM
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From: 818 So.Cal
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Apr 18, 2008 | 12:36 AM
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From: 818 So.Cal
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
Apr 18, 2008 | 12:36 AM
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From: 818 So.Cal
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Apr 18, 2008 | 12:37 AM
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From: 818 So.Cal
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Apr 18, 2008 | 12:37 AM
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From: 818 So.Cal
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Apr 18, 2008 | 12:56 AM
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From: gdale
oh my gosh dude you just made me laugh for a good minute
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:08 AM
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From: Sokali
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:11 AM
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From: Studio City, CA
Good morning Sun. How are ya?
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:13 AM
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From: Sokali
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Originally Posted by Profink
Good morning Sun. How are ya?
I'm good cause it's friday....how are YOU???? Haven't seen you in forever!!!
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:15 AM
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From: Sokali
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:20 AM
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From: Studio City, CA
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Originally Posted by Benzoboi
I'm good cause it's friday....how are YOU???? Haven't seen you in forever!!!
I know, I know. Work has been kicking my **** and its been keeping me from posting much and I was out of town last weekend. If anything goes down this weekend I'm gonna try to make it. I mentioned going karting, but no one responded.
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:23 AM
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From: Socal/Fallujah
wutever chuck norris lives with me. TOTAL GYM FTW
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:30 AM
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From: Sokali
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Originally Posted by gimpster621
wutever chuck norris lives with me. TOTAL GYM FTW
I wanna get back on that thing but afraid the ****'s under us are gonna say something....which is GHEY!!!
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:31 AM
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From: Socal/Fallujah
chuck norris isnt afraid of redneck neighbors. he is one himself
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:38 AM
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From: 626
chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris
Apr 18, 2008 | 06:40 AM
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From: UNKNOWN
good morning gentlemen...
