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Originally Posted by deviljon
for sure ben we GOTTA meet up soon. where's the meet at? i just know it's at some sniper rooftop.
hehe this is pretty funny...
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will find out so I'd rather you heard it from me!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: "You've Got Male"
DESPERATE HUSBAND
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm? The wife turns over and says I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
ROFL
GAY SPIDERS?
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of that shit in our garden."
STUPID BUSH…
Speaking of Brazil -
Condoleeza briefed the President this morning. She told Bush that three
Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face, then he
collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost
whimpering.
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rice, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line.
Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will find out so I'd rather you heard it from me!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: "You've Got Male"
DESPERATE HUSBAND
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm? The wife turns over and says I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
ROFL
GAY SPIDERS?
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of that shit in our garden."
STUPID BUSH…
Speaking of Brazil -
Condoleeza briefed the President this morning. She told Bush that three
Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face, then he
collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost
whimpering.
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rice, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line.
Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
Last edited by erickim080387; Oct 26, 2007 at 03:39 PM.
nice... i kinda miss the tp + nismo sound..... but my HKS makes up for it.... sounds more aggressive? and gurggles and pops more. LOL
WELL GUYS!! IM GOING TO PICK UP MY TV!! wish me luck on the wall swing/tilt mount install and with blockbuster! thanks guys. BYEE have a good weekend. and someone just give me a call over the weekend if somethings happening. bye!
WELL GUYS!! IM GOING TO PICK UP MY TV!! wish me luck on the wall swing/tilt mount install and with blockbuster! thanks guys. BYEE have a good weekend. and someone just give me a call over the weekend if somethings happening. bye!
hey Paul, i have the nismo with berk HFC's. You concerned at all about cracking any welds? I've been debating if i should switch exhausts because i heard the nismo is crappy when it comes to HFC and test pipes.
Originally Posted by stylett9
hey Paul, i have the nismo with berk HFC's. You concerned at all about cracking any welds? I've been debating if i should switch exhausts because i heard the nismo is crappy when it comes to HFC and test pipes.
Originally Posted by c3 rolling
nope im not concerned, if it does ill just buy something else. I kinda want the greddy Evo 2
i had the Evo2 before my nismo. Don't do it. The exhaust is deep and kinda drones inside the car but isnt even near as loud as the nismo on the outside.
Originally Posted by erickim080387
hahaha ben was sniping with his peeeeee... remember?? behind richies mpv rape van? lol
Shabu x2 is fuking goooooooooooooood. I'm tired as *** ugh.
I curbed the sh*t outta my rear rim today! Looks so fuked up..
Not a good week for my Z...first it gets keyed and now this..
I guess God's telling me to get new wheels asap? lol +25 offset is weaksauce anyway
I curbed the sh*t outta my rear rim today! Looks so fuked up..
Not a good week for my Z...first it gets keyed and now this..
I guess God's telling me to get new wheels asap? lol +25 offset is weaksauce anyway
Originally Posted by gsazabi
Shabu x2 is fuking goooooooooooooood. I'm tired as *** ugh.
I curbed the sh*t outta my rear rim today! Looks so fuked up..
Not a good week for my Z...first it gets keyed and now this..
I guess God's telling me to get new wheels asap? lol +25 offset is weaksauce anyway
I curbed the sh*t outta my rear rim today! Looks so fuked up..
Not a good week for my Z...first it gets keyed and now this..
I guess God's telling me to get new wheels asap? lol +25 offset is weaksauce anyway