lately ive been having this issue with my zipper. i always forget to zip up my fly when i leave the house. anyone else with the same problem? i think im getting old man. whats a good way to remind myself the fly is down when leaving the house? suggestions?

 

WHAT THE.... my suggestion... wear sweats with no zippers?

 

^^ lol. Good one.

 

but dont u wear sweats all the time anyways?! i never saw u wearing JEANS... or anything other than sweats.

 

tie on a rubber band from the zipper to your top button? When you pull that bad boy down the recoil could take off a finger be careful.

 

^ hahahaha my buddy said ride a motocycle. the breeze going in the fly would remind me to zip it up

 

go commando -- you'll be able to feel the breeze even at a slow walk

 

uhm, wouldnt the gas tank cover the fly? lol!

 

took me a while to solve this one.

Put a bell on a string around your *****, if you can hear it clearly it means your zipper is down. (Ball Bell Patent Pending)

 

LOL, what the... so creative.

 

I have the same problem after peeing at work. I forget to zip up and wearing slacks dont help any when your junk is trying to stay within your pants.

I had a guy here go commando and was showing his tip when he forgot to zip up. Glad he stoped by a non-harrassment type of girl.

 

Slacks are the worst for this. I swear just the gravity alone will pull the curtain back.

 

I went out with a friend this weekend and during dinner she finally told me my fly was unzipped for the whole night after I dropped her off but she did not complain.

 

hahahaha commando.. i think itll be comfortable, but at the same time, feel really weird..

 

perfect answer right there

 

wear bball shorts. hehe

 

in case u get caught again with your fly open ...just tell ppl that ur tryin to make a fashion statement

 

zippers are overrated!

 

Maybe they should take the glad lock bag approach where yellow and blue make green.

 

Lol.. "something about mary"