^You need not wish anymore, I am already here.

 

I was "this close" to effing Madonna last night. She was riding me fully clothed but we pretty much just made out. I don't even want to eff Madonna as far as I know...but it was pretty hot.

(Although there came a time where I was kissing her with this white sock like thing over her head, kind of like a jersey fabric condom type thing).

What does that mean?

 

were you refering to me?

 

Haha. Yeah. A failed attempt at internet humor I guess.

 

lol, sorry. but please do explain what qualifies you as my wish came true. I'm curious

 

Ah ****. That's my cue to say something witty. Sorry to disappoint, I'm too damn tired right now to think of anything. Check back tomorrow to see if I come up with anything.

 

lol it's all good dude. dental insurance ftw!!

 

i had a dream............

and then i got shot






(the answer is on pg 42)