"Are you sure that doesn't have backseats?"

 

My buddy asked: "Think ya can beat my Trans Am?"

Me: "Is it stock?"

Him: "Yea, factory 350 hp baby!"

Me: Gee, I don't know....

 

A girl once asked me if i was Compensating for smaller baggage down there?
I had to wip it out for her... lol

 

at a gas station guy said 2 me "I didnt know those 350's came stock Twin Turbo" i said "They dont", and he goes "Then how is yours twin turbo?"

 

LOL i took my car to the dealership to get an oil change at trophy nissan

and some worker asked

IS THIS A REAL FAIRLADY FROM JAPAN??

trophy nissan sux

 

"How can u afford that car?" this is followed by me saying "I'm a man *****, it pays well! Here's my # tell your daughter." or "I don't f*ck for free!"
My favorite statement so far is "You don't see many black guys driving cars like that" as this woman walks pass me in a 7-eleven.

 

Wow, Is that Turboed? (CF Air duct)

Why is there a hole in you front bumper? (for my pennis...)

@ Oil change Service- Red "Lady Bug" is ready...

Girls- Is it stick?
Me-Yup
Girls- Can i drive it, I know how to dive Stick!
Me- I bet you dont...
Girls- Yes i can
Me- Come here, Sho me..
Girls- eww...

 

had that question many times

 

I fixed it for you on what she actually meant . . .

 

yeah!

 

<---------- Is that AWD..........

 

My favorite: Some lady in a truck passing me.
Her:Excuse me thats a very sexy car.
Me: Haha thanks
Her: Is that a 2008 or something
Me: no its a 05
Her: ohh sure fooled me

 

This girl i know
can i drive it I know how to drive stick.
Me: um ok i guess what have u drove.
Her: well i have a 4 wheeler thats sstick
Me: ok nvm get out ill move it

 

*Is it FWD?*
*Your engine is in the trunk right?*
*Where's the turbo? -----guy was pointing to CF intake duct

Favorite is when a chick asks to be taught how to drive a MT with no prior experience. . . . FAIL

 

i had somebody ask if it was fwd, then give a when i said it was rwd.

but my favorite of all time; 2 guys in a v6 mustang, passenger asks "hey is that the new saturn?" i rofl on my z's carpeting.

 

"what is it? Is it a sports car?"

 

Not in my Z, but back when I had my MR2 I had an air scoop on it like this one



and some guy asked me "hey man, how did you get your exhaust done like that?"

And he was actually serious

 

i got pulled over by the police for speeding, the officer gets out the car and walks over to mine and asked, "son is this you car" in the most countriest voice ive ever heard. he then asked me if there was dope or guns in the car and i told him i left that stuff at home. he did not find that funny, so i showed him my police badge and he let me go (he was not happy). i also get asked do i wanna race for pink slips from kids with scions and civics and i just laugh and tell them no but ill have their cars towed to the city pound and they leave me alone. they just dont understand that the z is grown man tuning.

 

you should pistol whip them

i'd be hot

 

V6 camaro: Hey wanna race??
Me: No.
V6 camaro: cause you know youll get your *** beat right?
Me: No idiot! cause theirs a*jackass drops gear and guns it*...DPS officer behind us.

So I pick up my dinner and coming back home, I see the camaro on a flat bed and him in the cruisers back seat. The DPS cop ended up being friend, so I happen to have a envelope, and I put a banner card for the upcoming PCA roadrace event in and on the front of the envelope I write "here you go dumbass".