I was giving my car a mini-detail today b/c I live by the ocean and seagulls SUCK.

Well I park my Z outside and as I was cleaning up the car, I see the impression of two lips on my car. Some sl%t kissed my car and left her nasty lipstick all over it. The worst part is it wasn't on the window, but directly behind my driver's side windows on the metal hatch.

I'm so pissed, it's not coming off.... all it did was smear it.

I thought I would be thrilled with the idea of some random girl liking my car so much she'd kiss it... but let me tell you... I'm

I guess if it was on my driver's window with her phone number in lipstick, that'd be a nice story - but

 

If she did that with your car, imagine what she'd do with you IRL

 

^ werd. haha sorry.... this is just too funny

 

If you had Zaino-ed before, that lipstick would wipe right off!

 

You're just being jeously b/c your car got a kiss, and you didn't. ehheheh.....

 

How do you know it was a girl?

 

A dude with lipstick... don't even wanna imagine that one...

 

Unfortunately, my car is more of a dude magnet than a chick magnet. I wouldnt mind some chick kissing my car though. Just wipe it off with some bug&tar remover. Be careful what you use though, wouldnt want anything to eat through your clear coat.

 

Have you tried WD-40? It won't harm the car's clearcoat either (from my experience with it anyways).

 

U lucky dawg

 

Yea girls completely ignor mine, like its yesterdays honda

 

 

C'mon man LOL it can't be THAT bad!

You probably goggling at them forcing them to turn away aren't ya playa?

 

+1. More guys compliment, the girls just stare sometimes.

 

What a stupid post, and may i add that is such a gay picture of all the guys standing together mcduck...

 

Don't hate!

I wish I was a hawt Stunta!

Get all the chicks with my sideways albercrombie hat.

 

Nah I dont oogle no one, the girls are stuck up here like U would'nt believe:-S