Sex in Z
#242
Damn; this brings back memories. I was dating my rommies ex, so i couldn't take her home; and her parents would of strung my insides up as Xmas decorations.
All we could come up with is her in the passenger seat. I remember the days of holding the fronts of my pants off my knees as i walked, thanks to the insane carpet burn.... It was nice b/c i'd drive home and my roomie would see her feet prints on the windshield and be like "so, who you been f'n?" Always made me giggle.
I eventually gave her my VR-4, which has a more spacious trunk area, especially with the back seats laid down.
All we could come up with is her in the passenger seat. I remember the days of holding the fronts of my pants off my knees as i walked, thanks to the insane carpet burn.... It was nice b/c i'd drive home and my roomie would see her feet prints on the windshield and be like "so, who you been f'n?" Always made me giggle.
I eventually gave her my VR-4, which has a more spacious trunk area, especially with the back seats laid down.
#245
ahahah i do it all the time in my Z im 5'8 and iv have 5'5 girls in there 5'1 and it worked, doggy across the seats, missionary in the middle and her on top on the passenger side, got this all maped out for those emergency cases
#247
When i first got the Z i was dating a chick that was my same height 5ft 9in, we didn't successfully have sex inside. But there is an *almost* unnoticable "dent" on my hood from where we had sex.
Now I'm married and finally successfully had sex inside, she is also 5'4'' so it was a bit easier. :P.
Now I'm married and finally successfully had sex inside, she is also 5'4'' so it was a bit easier. :P.
#251
haha anyone that can do it in a Z is a god! lol
i had the damn girl sitting on the passenger seat and me on my knees on the floorboard, feet started going numb, since they were all bent in an uncomfortable position -__- haha
i had the damn girl sitting on the passenger seat and me on my knees on the floorboard, feet started going numb, since they were all bent in an uncomfortable position -__- haha
#253
Anyone who is smaller than I am and can't do it is a fail. I'm 6'2 200 and there are many possibilities. Passenger seat obviously cowgirl/reverse cowgirl. Girl on the passenger seat and your knees on the floor (ouch rug burn). Girl grabs the support behind the seats and straddles the center console and you hit it from the back. Come on guys, some of you have no imaginations.
Always helps when the girl is fun size (5'4 and below). Obviously we aren't looking for harpoon scars so let's keep it at a respectable 125lb weight limit.
My biggest issue is the tempurature. Car on is noticeable, turn it off then there's no AC. Windows open grabs attention from the screaming. Then there's the love stains women leave..
However.. A 5'10 girl I know had a Z and so do I. I don't think that could go down easily... And rumor has it that we already smashed in the Z lol.
Lastly, props for anyone who slammed it while driving. I've got goals for this weekend now!
Always helps when the girl is fun size (5'4 and below). Obviously we aren't looking for harpoon scars so let's keep it at a respectable 125lb weight limit.
My biggest issue is the tempurature. Car on is noticeable, turn it off then there's no AC. Windows open grabs attention from the screaming. Then there's the love stains women leave..
However.. A 5'10 girl I know had a Z and so do I. I don't think that could go down easily... And rumor has it that we already smashed in the Z lol.
Lastly, props for anyone who slammed it while driving. I've got goals for this weekend now!
#254
My first post on this forum..
Im a pretty big guy myself, 6'3 185 and i just christened my z a few weeks ago.
On the way home, I discovered about a foot long crack in the windshield, that me and my friend concluded could only have been caused by my back against the windshield haha.
Full glass coverage = free brandy new windshield and lesson learned
Im a pretty big guy myself, 6'3 185 and i just christened my z a few weeks ago.
On the way home, I discovered about a foot long crack in the windshield, that me and my friend concluded could only have been caused by my back against the windshield haha.
Full glass coverage = free brandy new windshield and lesson learned
#255
HAHAHA NOT happening in my future any time soon...
I'm 6ft7in 200lbs sitting in the driver seat driving my head rubs the cealing if I had an "up do" I would smash my hair.
Defo like to try though
I think cowgirl is my only saving grace 8)
Defo like to try though
I think cowgirl is my only saving grace 8)
Last edited by Earmuffs; 10-06-2011 at 09:11 PM.
#257
Hahahaha i can so relate to this. Ur gonna have to allow ur girl to sit on u. Hahahaha its the only way in a z
#259
So yea, when you guys eventually post your car for sale here, it would be some funny **** to see prospective owners search your posts and find out all that happened in the car. I bet they would get it sterilized to the fullest LOL