I had a similar experience...but with a old lady. It was parked in the parking lot of the local mall. She was like in her 70's and was walking with her husband slowly, and picking something out of her purse. I was looking at this as I was eating in the restaurant with large windows to the parking lot. Anyways, she dropped something (couldn't see what) right in front of my car, so she put her large purse on my hood so she could bend down and get whatever it was that she dropped!! ARGHHH I was so pissed but she was like 70 years old I couldnt go blasting anti-christian words on her! So I just pressed the panic button and she was shocked a bit but got her purse and walked off. After my meal, I went out to check out my hood, and saw that there was a large scratch on it! She probably had one of those purses that had those metal studs on the bottom.

anyways its better if its kids cuz I could just go blast on them. But if it was an old lady like in my case, I couldn't go and curse her head off in her face...

 

Call me next time...I'll do it! LOL

 

Okay.......

 

Next time install car alarm that transforms into an Autobot and kicks the **** out of those lil *****es..

 

I have the same problem.. only it seems to be birds? Does anyone else have this problem? They land on my hood or rear hatch.. and just like do Lord of the Dance action on it.. iam like WTF MATE?! GTFO! And throw anything i can at them while iam running to the car like some1 is about to shoot it... check the car and i have all these lil annoyn scratches on it that i have to buff out.
Damn birds..

 

LMAO!!! The way you worded that is just hilarious!

 

Lol i hate those birds....

 

Put a fake owl on your roof! LOL

 

Theyd prob like take a crap on it... then id have more bird **** on my car...

 

No seriously...those fake owls keep birds away. Dairy Queen has them because their roofs are so steep the crap would fall right on people. LOL

If you park in the same area and are finding the birds on your car put a fake owl on a pole somewhere near your car. They'll stay away. An the mice will run too. LOL

 

Hrmmmm dairy queeeeeeeeeen... that sounds good right now..

 

Go get some...you wont, you wont!! Fatty!!!

J/K LOL

 

WTF! i just looked at your post count.. how do you have that many post? Did you have a mod edit that for you or something? lol

 

LMAO...one of the admins is messing with me. My sig has the added quote of the day too. I'm not THAT BIG of a post *****.

 

It'd be really kool if they didn't reset it though. LOL

 

Lol ya i was like omfg... does he not sleep? Just stay on my350z forums and post whatever he can? Then i was like WTF THERES NOT EVEN 200MILLION POST ON THIS FORUM! lol

lol that mod like that commercial too.. its funny .

 

You know how dairy queen got pregnant?















Buger King forgot to wrap his wopper


Little late night humor for you guys, I know it's lame

Gotta go I think a gong is coming

 

GONG!!!!

 

I just went out and looked at it again.....grrrrrr

That little mther ****er better hope I dont see him crossing the parking lot anymore!!

 

I'm so sorry that they did that to your car

One time, when I was walking back to my car... a woman pulled into the parking spot next to mine, and then opened her door and rested it on my mirror. I became extremely angry and showed it and stared straight into her eyes. She then looked at her door and realized what she had done and then closed her door and in a shakey voice said "I'm sorry..." as she slowly crept by me... I looked at my mirror and luckily for her, there was no scratches. If there had been... well... lets just say she'd have a few more scratches on her car as well.

The absolute RUDENESS of people nowadays is appaling. They care nothing of other people's property. Me, on the other hand, will ****ing crawl out of my car and squeeze through a 1/4th way open door so that I don't put even a spec of dust of a ****ing Geo Metro. Geez.

*is done venting*