no one leaves their panties for me

 

thats because you are always here on the forum when you could be out collecting panties

 

You too?

And if I really wanted to pick up chicks with a vehicle I'd get a bike, nothing drops the panties like a crotch rocket

 

well at work, i don't have to go far to collect panties. they're everywhere!

 

boner

 

I'm stopped at a light with my window down(it was warm out) and this POS rolls up next to me, blasting music. A guy driving it, and this really hot-azz girl in the passenger seat. She started dancing to me, and waving, with the music. Too bad she had a guy with her.

 

Hot girl, " hey Cute car."

Me, "Thanks, I think."

https://my350z.com/forum/2003-2009-nissan-350z/264584-350z-cute-car-wtf.html

 

"Your so big".

 

This one really is an insult from a guy with a huge truck that I was at a light next to with my gf in the passenger seat of my 240.

Redneck: nice tiny car
Me: thanks, it compensates for my large *****
My gf: hes right.

I thought it was funny.

 

best girlfriend ever, hahah

 

AWESOME

 

"Is that the new Civic SI?"

 

I had a guy wanting to trade his C5 for mine.

 

... except a Hog.

 

chillin at a 7-11 one night and the hottest 4 girls pull up in a bmw. the driver (probably the hottest one) get's out and says how she loves my car.

 

3 nekked bishes on SB told me they loved Zs...heaven/boner

 

The best compliment I got was lipstick on the window. - Came out of a movie and saw: Call me Angie with phone #. I couldn't believe it. I'm married and the wife was with me so I just wiped it off. That's the best one to date.
Wife was like ... I'll kill that B!tc# !!! Lol .... She just laughed !! She knows I'm all hers and I do love her almost as much as the Z.

 

i took the girl i was dating at the time up to 130 mph. i slowed back to 80 and she looked over and said "that makes my p*$$y quiver" i promptly down shifted and stepped on the gas again.

 

I always get "be careful, Honey."

 

I had Erin Brokovich's Daughter say what car is that and gave her a ride in the parking lot. She then proceeded back to her sheltered Beverly Hills lifestyle.