Damn Bird and Z...
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once a bird flew in to my garage...took a nice **** on my car....and flew off.
so i got my gun and shot five or six birds that looked like it...near by.... but then the next day i saw it fly back in.. noticed it was actualy building a nest in my garage so i got an extention cord and cut off one end and put the +/- wires in the nest....did all i could to mask the smell to make the bird feel safe to come back... that motherFker flipped the breaker. hahahaha.
realy it sucked removing the nest and bird in the end.
so i got my gun and shot five or six birds that looked like it...near by.... but then the next day i saw it fly back in.. noticed it was actualy building a nest in my garage so i got an extention cord and cut off one end and put the +/- wires in the nest....did all i could to mask the smell to make the bird feel safe to come back... that motherFker flipped the breaker. hahahaha.
realy it sucked removing the nest and bird in the end.
Originally Posted by zmespeed
once a bird flew in to my garage...took a nice **** on my car....and flew off.
so i got my gun and shot five or six birds that looked like it...near by.... but then the next day i saw it fly back in.. noticed it was actualy building a nest in my garage so i got an extention cord and cut off one end and put the +/- wires in the nest....did all i could to mask the smell to make the bird feel safe to come back... that motherFker flipped the breaker. hahahaha.
realy it sucked removing the nest and bird in the end.
so i got my gun and shot five or six birds that looked like it...near by.... but then the next day i saw it fly back in.. noticed it was actualy building a nest in my garage so i got an extention cord and cut off one end and put the +/- wires in the nest....did all i could to mask the smell to make the bird feel safe to come back... that motherFker flipped the breaker. hahahaha.
realy it sucked removing the nest and bird in the end.
roflmao, man thats hardcore! i luv my fellow Z owner's imaginations.
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Originally Posted by xjongsangx80
UPDATE: I bought 5 Rubber snakes from WALMART and placed them
on each side of bumper, hood, trunk, rear bumper...and the result is....
DAMN BIRD DOESN'T GIVE A **** AND STILL COMES BACK AND ATTACKS
MY Z!!!!!!
That snakes didn't do their job right! AHHHHHHHHHH
I need to call KONAMI and bring a REAL snake for that dayum bird!
on each side of bumper, hood, trunk, rear bumper...and the result is....
DAMN BIRD DOESN'T GIVE A **** AND STILL COMES BACK AND ATTACKS
MY Z!!!!!!
That snakes didn't do their job right! AHHHHHHHHHHI need to call KONAMI and bring a REAL snake for that dayum bird!
OMG....In 5 years of being on different message boards I've laughed maybe 3 times like really hard but reading this ****....I started laughing when I read to "I bought 5" then I finally calmed down a lil and read DAMN BIRD DOESN'T GIVE A **** AND STILL COMES BACK AND ATTACKS......OMG LMFAO....Thanks I needed a good laughed. Sucks about your bird problem. Put a lil bowl of antifreeze on your hood and maybe it'l drink it and die.
ZedNewbie - hey now.. not all koreans are like that.. they got those ****ty hyundais and kias.. they see a Z and they're like GODDAMN!!!
vo7848 - haha thanks
xjongsangx80 - you try feeding the soju soaked bread or rice yet? trust me.. once they get some alcohol in them, they don't know what the *** going on.. thas when you break its wings and legs and see it suffer and say "PWNED!!!"
edit - i'm really not this violent.. i'm just tired i guess. it's 5:24am right now
vo7848 - haha thanks
xjongsangx80 - you try feeding the soju soaked bread or rice yet? trust me.. once they get some alcohol in them, they don't know what the *** going on.. thas when you break its wings and legs and see it suffer and say "PWNED!!!"
edit - i'm really not this violent.. i'm just tired i guess. it's 5:24am right now
Originally Posted by xjongsangx80
I read about other members having problem with cats playing on their Z's but for mine, it's a Freakin' Bird!
I have MB z and this red bird keeps playing on my hood and
poo on it
I think this bird is attracted by reflection of itself and thinks it's another bird or something.... It will play on my hood
for HOURS AND HOURS LONG making nice scratches and poo all over.
Is there any product that keeps bird away besides getting a car cover?
I WANNA KILL THAT BIRD SO BAD
That's what you get for living in North Carolina !!
(j/k) 
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UPDATE:
Now..My Z is Covered with all the scratches and everything..and the Soju
didn't work either...It didn't even eat the damn soju soaked bread! I guess
they hated that smell of alcohol, I don't know
Anyways..I don't have the bird problem no more. I read from somekind
of article says that birds are afraid of 'big eye' things..so I went to Walmart
and searched something has look like 'BIG eyes'..maybe a doll..? buy a
balloon and make it looks like an eye..? well, you know what I bought?
a SPONGE BOB
I bought 2 of them and put that on my car and the bird
is GONE!! Never came back! I took them off after 3 days and still doesn't
comeback.. Highly recommand!
Now..My Z is Covered with all the scratches and everything..and the Soju
didn't work either...It didn't even eat the damn soju soaked bread! I guess
they hated that smell of alcohol, I don't know
Anyways..I don't have the bird problem no more. I read from somekind
of article says that birds are afraid of 'big eye' things..so I went to Walmart
and searched something has look like 'BIG eyes'..maybe a doll..? buy a
balloon and make it looks like an eye..? well, you know what I bought?
a SPONGE BOB
I bought 2 of them and put that on my car and the bird is GONE!! Never came back! I took them off after 3 days and still doesn't
comeback.. Highly recommand!
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From: Charlotte, NC
Originally Posted by z350boy
That's what you get for living in North Carolina !! (j/k)
(j/k) 
Hey, I'm joining LAPD in Apr '07 after completing the Police Academy
which starts on September.. I was looking at NYPD also, but...
WEST SIDE Rules!!! haha that's what 유승준 said...
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From: Colorado, Fort Collins
What I would of done is find out where it's nest is, eat it's eggs. Take a cleaveland steamer in the nest, and then put a mouse trap around the edges. Lets see that little sucker get out of that nest.
Originally Posted by xjongsangx80
UPDATE:
Now..My Z is Covered with all the scratches and everything..and the Soju
didn't work either...It didn't even eat the damn soju soaked bread! I guess
they hated that smell of alcohol, I don't know
Anyways..I don't have the bird problem no more. I read from somekind
of article says that birds are afraid of 'big eye' things..so I went to Walmart
and searched something has look like 'BIG eyes'..maybe a doll..? buy a
balloon and make it looks like an eye..? well, you know what I bought?
a SPONGE BOB I bought 2 of them and put that on my car and the bird
is GONE!! Never came back! I took them off after 3 days and still doesn't
comeback.. Highly recommand!
Now..My Z is Covered with all the scratches and everything..and the Soju
didn't work either...It didn't even eat the damn soju soaked bread! I guess
they hated that smell of alcohol, I don't know
Anyways..I don't have the bird problem no more. I read from somekind
of article says that birds are afraid of 'big eye' things..so I went to Walmart
and searched something has look like 'BIG eyes'..maybe a doll..? buy a
balloon and make it looks like an eye..? well, you know what I bought?
a SPONGE BOB
I bought 2 of them and put that on my car and the bird is GONE!! Never came back! I took them off after 3 days and still doesn't
comeback.. Highly recommand!
hahaha, Sponge Bob to scare off birds.. nice!
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