well that **** hasnt happened yet. haha i only deal with small birds at my house anyways, i never thought of a fatty bird trying to eat the snake, haha

 

UPDATE: I bought 5 Rubber snakes from WALMART and placed them

on each side of bumper, hood, trunk, rear bumper...and the result is....

DAMN BIRD DOESN'T GIVE A **** AND STILL COMES BACK AND ATTACKS

MY Z!!!!!! That snakes didn't do their job right! AHHHHHHHHHH

I need to call KONAMI and bring a REAL snake for that dayum bird!

 

Try putting a snake on the top of your car.

If that doesn't work, try a fake owl.

 

Hah funny post because i have the exact same thing happening to me, and has happened for quite some time. I unfortunately do not have a garage to park my car, so it is outside all the time and i have been trying to wage war with 2 small birds that have been assaulting my car. I have SB, so its the reflection that attracts them... they see themselves in the paint and try to fly into it, or hover around. There are two other cars (red and silver) that park right next to me and never get crapped on, so its definitely something to do with the reflection in the paint. Basically the birds peck at my hood and sit right on my driver and passenger window sil, they look into the side mirrors to see themselves, then crap all over the door and window. I'll literally clean up the stuff and an hour later they do it again. Only thing that sometimes helps is I wrap a towel over my side mirrors, but it's a major pain in the *** to do everytime i park my car. I am about ready to get a BB or pellet gun myself and kill the bastards, or find some poison to feed them. It isnt fun cleaning smeared bird **** all over your door and windows 3 times a day.

 

yea.. just kill those f*ckers..

 

Car cover, another suggestion would be to have a stakeout.

 

Just shoot the bastards nothing will bring you more satisfaction

 

This post is very very funny, lol....i just think of alfred hitchcock when i read stuff like this. but anyways, i second the poison idea, it won't mess up ur paint and its waaaaay less of a risk than shooting the bird off ur car with a BB gun....unless you hire a hitman

 

lol i can just picture u shooting the bird...not killing it and injuring it...it flies back the next day with all his birds friends and they dance all over ur car! haaha...if i were u id put some bread with chili pepper...let it eat it...that **** will never come back...that or some baking soda...baking soda...kaboooooooom goes the birdy

 

throw a blanket over the hood. or get a car cover.?

 

definatly just leave your car dirty, that way they dont see there reflection. or try the owl, or buy a real snake! haha Or if you can put a bird feeder in a location close bye to keep them buisy from standing on the car.

 

you should just soak some bread or rice in some cheap liquor and let those birds eat it.. they'll get drunk and wouldn't be able to fly... that's when you catch those f*ckers and bite their heads off

 

That actually is very GOOD idea! Never thought of that! I will sure try
and eat his heart. Time to shopping for SOJU!

 

Let me guess.. you're Korean? (I am too) And in Korea, I've done this many times to cham sae deul.. hahah needless to say, it's fun to watch them wobble around and not being able to fly.

 

haha, did you bring your Z to Korea? What are you doing over there?
It must be blast to drive Z there! Talk abourt a head turner
Damn Soju cost $15 bux over here while it's only like $0.70 over there

 

Nah, I live in Texas, but I've done that to birds there for fun. And hell yea, it'd be so much fun to roll up in my Z.. All the pu$$y you could ever want! There are a few people there with Zs and they have their own club, I hear. Eh.. they're all stock anyway. But like I said, try feeding them liquor drenched food and show them what's up. Let me know how it goes, too!

 

This is some funny ****. I can't believe you actually went out and bought fake snakes to put on your car.

BTW, the Koreans will hate on your Jap car if you bring it over there, bro.

 

This thread is hilarious!

 

rolfmao, soju is the bomb, it'll mess you up before you even know it.

 

good one Chris.