So, this weekend a buddy and I (big black guy, which helps the story) are cruising around town, driving too fast and being obnoxious, as per usual. It is then, when we see a red Ferrari 430 vert up ahead. I pull up beside it in the other lane and there's a young guy with his gf. I pull a Paul Walker and say "What's the retail on that thing?" and he said "More than you can afford... Ferrari." It's just one of those absolutely perfect moments that brings a tear to my eye.

Pretty much I think I can die in peace, now.

 

funny, i just did that to my friend last night. he pulled next to me, and you know how it goes. too bad i don't a ferrari; it was a classic moment

 

I've had someone do that to me and I said "Nissan...something you can afford pal" LOL

 

Don't you mean die in peace and go to ricer heaven? Come on man this is the cheesiest things I have ever heard

 

You have too much hate in your heart, sunshine.

 

 

If you have hate in your heart, let it out! (Dave Chapelle, don't get mad, ).

 

Best thread evar!

 

HAHAHA...


funny man

 

+1

 

It has a cool air intake, a NOS fogger system and a T4 turbo, Dominic. It has an AIC controller, direct port nitrous injection...

Yeah. And a Stand alone fuel management system...

 

Then did you race him, but instead of show a really cool race scene, end up all anti-climactic and park in a resturant where you tell your black buddy that you want more of his cheddar?



(I still don't understand why we needed to know that he was black. ?!?)

 

I had some guy ask me "How much did Mommy and Daddy pay for that?" I replied "More than you can afford....350z!"

 

+1

 

Dees, Dees story you tell. It....it ee's Horeebull.

 

Because Vin's a Big Black guy. Sheesh!

 

lol

 

smoke a doob and chill.. PUFF PUFF GIVE, PUFF PUFF GIVE!


this thread is farking hilarious! what are the chances...