Ex GF keyed my Z...!
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WOW. 
Is she passive agressive? Like... all cool one minute, then does damage to stuff?
All I can say is... Overcome evil with good; and definately get away from her.
Highly emotional people like that are dangerous.
Is she passive agressive? Like... all cool one minute, then does damage to stuff?
All I can say is... Overcome evil with good; and definately get away from her.
Highly emotional people like that are dangerous.
Originally Posted by samery2k
Unbelievable day..
so we broke up a few months back right.. i went to lebanon to visit.. came back.. she expects we get back together (because thats what SHE wants to do) I say aint going to happen.. she gets pissed. walks up to my apartment while i'm at the pool.
i go back up. my wallet is gone. i walk up to her and confront her- she swears she did nothing.
cool..
so i wake up this morning, go down to my car. drive off to work when i realize i forgot my blackberry. head back to the house and instead of parking in my covered spot, i park outside the building.. i see her in her car looking through something so i just walk into my building and go up. 5 min later, i come down and she keyed the entire rear bumper
cool..
i get to the office and at around 3 pm my bro calls to say they found my passport in the trash..
lost it completely.. jumped in my car and raced home.. confronted her.. told her the next phone call was to the police.. she gave me back my wallet and admitted to keying the car...
i got up, opened the door, asked her to leave.
she says "arent you pissed? dont you want to say somethin to me?
so i said: 'i would but i dont speak *****'
then i called the cops to file a report for insurance-- told them found it that way...
what a bummer...
Sam
so we broke up a few months back right.. i went to lebanon to visit.. came back.. she expects we get back together (because thats what SHE wants to do) I say aint going to happen.. she gets pissed. walks up to my apartment while i'm at the pool.
i go back up. my wallet is gone. i walk up to her and confront her- she swears she did nothing.
cool..
so i wake up this morning, go down to my car. drive off to work when i realize i forgot my blackberry. head back to the house and instead of parking in my covered spot, i park outside the building.. i see her in her car looking through something so i just walk into my building and go up. 5 min later, i come down and she keyed the entire rear bumper
cool..
i get to the office and at around 3 pm my bro calls to say they found my passport in the trash..
lost it completely.. jumped in my car and raced home.. confronted her.. told her the next phone call was to the police.. she gave me back my wallet and admitted to keying the car...
i got up, opened the door, asked her to leave.
she says "arent you pissed? dont you want to say somethin to me?
so i said: 'i would but i dont speak *****'
then i called the cops to file a report for insurance-- told them found it that way...
what a bummer...
Sam
Originally Posted by batmanesaul
hahah this reminds me of the time one of my ex's attempted to key my car.. this is a funny story. see we went to the mall up inthe woodlands and i parked next to a porche... (im silverstone) idk the paint was a little similar.. anywho we got in this arguement n she took off on me n i was like watever so i took my time and left to the parking lot n i saw her with some metal tweezers and she had it next to the porche... n i scream dont do that..im serious u dont know what ur doing.. so i was walking all calmly and i get my keys and as i get closer to her she says F@#$ you and she lets that porche have it.. i was like dayyuumm.. so i just keep walkin all calm and i get closer she runs away so i get in my car and drive up next to her n i told her thats real messed up... and she finally realizes it wasnt my car n the old guy was like going to his car n i looked over n he was like ...OMG.... lol
I can just imagine the look on her face
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Originally Posted by EM-EFER
Iam going to let you guys into a little secret.....
Any chick that will let you bang her in the ***... DUMP HER IMMEDIATLY OR YOU WILL BE NEXT.
Any chick that will let you bang her in the ***... DUMP HER IMMEDIATLY OR YOU WILL BE NEXT.
Any chick that will you stick it in her pooper and doesnt immediatly cry in pain...DUMP her NOW! she is a car keyer
My ex keyed my car as well. Worst of all, she lives one block away from me. She also hopped the fence and knocked on my window early in the morning. Some women are just plain crazy..
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you need to call her over "to talk", and then kinda get angry to where she feels sorry, and tell her how you're not telling the cop she did it so she won't get in trouble, and tell her she needs to stop and act like a grown up, and then sweet talk her and slowly get her emotions up, and then kiss her, and lead her into the bedroom, and have angry make up sex...and then when you've gizzed on her face or had her swallow your load, tell her that she gotta understand that it's over between you guys and that she needs to move on, and ummm...LEAVE!
ps...of course, you don't just tell her to just leave...that's psycho, then she'll smash into your car...just coax her slowly to GET THE F*K OUT!!!
ps2...make sure you park your where she can't get to it for a few days...
ps...of course, you don't just tell her to just leave...that's psycho, then she'll smash into your car...just coax her slowly to GET THE F*K OUT!!!
ps2...make sure you park your where she can't get to it for a few days...
Man, i feel your pain! My ex slashed all four tires on my suv and keyed the entire truck. I got it fix and instantly traded it in for a different truck. ( trying to fool her) She found out through a friend what I was driving and came to my work and slashed all four of those tires. Luckily, the truck had mechanical problems and the dealership was forced to buy it back. So I got yet another car, Mustang gt conv't and moved to a different apartment. Two weeks later, i walk outside to see her car driving out of the lot. Once again i have four slashed tires, the car is completely keyed and she kicked in the passenger door. I get that all fixed and three days after i get the car out of the shop, she came over and did it again. ( yes police reports were filed, but since I never actually saw her doing it, they could not arrest her.) I finally got a restraining order on her. Since then, i'm happy to say, that she has been arrested four times for violating the order. Some women are just F**kin Crazy!!!!
P.S. all the vehicle damage was done in a four month period.
P.S. all the vehicle damage was done in a four month period.
Here's what you do:
1. Buy a pair of gloves, some thick rope, a blindfold, some knockout gas, and "Scent of a Female Donkey" spray.
2. Catch her outside...sneak up from behind, use the knockout gas and then blindfold her and tie her to a wooden utility pole.
3. Rent a horny male donkey with a 30 inch dick from www.donkeysforrent.com
4. Pull her skirt down, Spray the "Scent of a Female Donkey Spray" all over her a_zz and let the donkey go buck wild.
5. Go home and open the windows, so you can enjoy her screams of agony!
Now THAT'S MF payback!
1. Buy a pair of gloves, some thick rope, a blindfold, some knockout gas, and "Scent of a Female Donkey" spray.
2. Catch her outside...sneak up from behind, use the knockout gas and then blindfold her and tie her to a wooden utility pole.
3. Rent a horny male donkey with a 30 inch dick from www.donkeysforrent.com
4. Pull her skirt down, Spray the "Scent of a Female Donkey Spray" all over her a_zz and let the donkey go buck wild.
5. Go home and open the windows, so you can enjoy her screams of agony!
Now THAT'S MF payback!
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Originally Posted by MeetJoeAsian
you need to call her over "to talk", and then kinda get angry to where she feels sorry, and tell her how you're not telling the cop she did it so she won't get in trouble, and tell her she needs to stop and act like a grown up, and then sweet talk her and slowly get her emotions up, and then kiss her, and lead her into the bedroom, and have angry make up sex...and then when you've gizzed on her face or had her swallow your load, tell her that she gotta understand that it's over between you guys and that she needs to move on, and ummm...LEAVE!
ps...of course, you don't just tell her to just leave...that's psycho, then she'll smash into your car...just coax her slowly to GET THE F*K OUT!!!
ps2...make sure you park your where she can't get to it for a few days...
ps...of course, you don't just tell her to just leave...that's psycho, then she'll smash into your car...just coax her slowly to GET THE F*K OUT!!!
ps2...make sure you park your where she can't get to it for a few days...
AND THEN...F*ck the hell outta her....have some angry sex....and then make her leave...
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Originally Posted by NewJerZ
Here's what you do:
1. Buy a pair of gloves, some thick rope, a blindfold, some knockout gas, and "Scent of a Female Donkey" spray.
2. Catch her outside...sneak up from behind, use the knockout gas and then blindfold her and tie her to a wooden utility pole.
3. Rent a horny male donkey with a 30 inch dick from www.donkeysforrent.com
4. Pull her skirt down, Spray the "Scent of a Female Donkey Spray" all over her a_zz and let the donkey go buck wild.
5. Go home and open the windows, so you can enjoy her screams of agony!
Now THAT'S MF payback!
1. Buy a pair of gloves, some thick rope, a blindfold, some knockout gas, and "Scent of a Female Donkey" spray.
2. Catch her outside...sneak up from behind, use the knockout gas and then blindfold her and tie her to a wooden utility pole.
3. Rent a horny male donkey with a 30 inch dick from www.donkeysforrent.com
4. Pull her skirt down, Spray the "Scent of a Female Donkey Spray" all over her a_zz and let the donkey go buck wild.
5. Go home and open the windows, so you can enjoy her screams of agony!
Now THAT'S MF payback!
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i guess that's the reason why I don't have a g/f right now....egh, and plus I'm fat and ugly....last girl I dated tried to kick my *** at a club cuz she thought I was trying to dance with 2 other girls who tried to dance with me....egh...we got over that and then I just stopped calling her after one day and didn't return her calls....blondes, they're all psycho...all TlTs and no brain....(my apologies to any REAL blondes out there that have both tlts and brains)....
and my other X, she told me while we were dating that when she gets mad at someone, she'd take their car and just drive it and crash it into something....needless to say, she never got to test drive any of my cars....
and my other X, she told me while we were dating that when she gets mad at someone, she'd take their car and just drive it and crash it into something....needless to say, she never got to test drive any of my cars....
Last edited by MeetJoeAsian; Jul 25, 2006 at 09:20 AM.
Originally Posted by NewJerZ
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Originally Posted by MeetJoeAsian
actually...when you talk to her, tell her "if we were to get back together, I can't be around you if you're gonna get psycho like this"...and then she'll think that you're thinking about getting back together, and she'll feel emotionally excited...THEN you reach out for her for a hug...then a kiss...and kiss her slowly down her neck...and then slowly nibble up to her ear, kiss her ear, and then whisper very softly into her ear (make sure you open your mouth to where your HOT breath is slowly and softly blowing her ear), and say something like "baby, you gotta promise me you won't go psycho like you did..." and then just hold her and whisper "sssshhh" into her ear if she tries to talk and hold her and turn her on....
AND THEN...F*ck the hell outta her....have some angry sex....and then make her leave...
AND THEN...F*ck the hell outta her....have some angry sex....and then make her leave...