Him: nice car
Me: no ****

 

I'd take a Z8 over a 350z ANY day.

 

I overheard a girl say to another girl she was with:

"He must be compensating for his small ****"

 

Girl at fast food window: I love your car, it's all swoopy.

Me thinking: yea, swoop this.

 

Guy who works at the shop next to me drives a Boxster. I complimented him on his car, and he replied "yea I almost got a Z, but I had to get the ultimate". I somehow managed to just smile and walk right on by. $15,000 more and less hp...the ultimate? Of course, his is a Porsche, and mine is a Nissan...but really.

 

arent we all?

 

My cousin told me thats a lot of car for a two seater........

 

ive been told its cute, i got told yesterday actually by this effin hillbilly kid at the pool tables at college that its a riceburner and sounds like a lawn mower. i asked him what he drove, and he proudly said "i drive a dodge dakota". I then followed the comment by telling him to go buy a banjo and play with a possum

 

 

who rags on a Z when they have a dakota? cmon man wtf!!

 

No, not all of us are asian.

 

I had someone pull up next to me at a light (I had my top down) and yell "Is that a Lexus?" ... Me: "No it's a Nissan" ... he didn't say anything back with a dumfounded look. I guess he thought it was a SC430. Not really a bad compliment ... oh and one more; I had a guy (actually "a douche" is more appropriate) in a STI drive by while I was at a light and yell "you're car is slow" <-----

 

Usually In-breds from West Virginia who sleep with their cousins and plaster their American made POS trucks with Dixie Flags!! YEEE HAWWW!!!

 

i work with this guy who is actually hella cool.. but he owns this 05 mustang gt and he always tries to argue with me that my car is slow and a piece of ****.. well my reply is then lets go run and he always says "come get me when you don't own a toy car" that is the only bad comment that i have taken to offense:

 

well he was right, wasn't he?


just yesterday some jerkhat in a jeep liberty, after tasting tiresmoke and watching me fishtail as I beat him with zero traction, the next light, he passes and says "what a piece of ****". So I smiled at him....his mechanic **** in a POS liberty trying to drive it like some sports car or something, lol!

 

My favorite is the idiots in Trailblazers. I read that the Trailblazer is one of the more powerful SUVs on the market. So I guess a lot of the owners of these things let it go to their heads and they think they can actually beat a Z. I get a lot of them trying to race me, especially on Interstates. Morons. What are they trying to prove, exactly?

 

Your mom's got some tight poosie.

 

my dad was at the bank and there were no spots left and so he parked on the side of the the building and some guy says "those damn nissan mustangs think they can park where ever they want"

yeah damn those nissan mustangs......

 

My co-worker telling his friend on the phone that he's in a "2-seater from the Fast and Furious."

What's up with people driving crappy cars who try to outrun me at the traffic light just to cut me off to get in front of me and... that's it?