I out-run them.

 

I go stand outside and catch them in my mouth like the "Skittles" commercial guy

 

DUCK AND COVER

 

Comprehensive insurance, even though my deductible for that is $1000. Thats still less than it would cost to pull all those dents and repaint out of pocket. Let's just pray for no hail.

 

I do one of the following:

1) Put the cat out to suffer because i'm sadistic like that.
2) Grab a tennis racket and start swinging.
3) Stand still in a large field to see if I can actually get knocked out.
4) Stand still in a large field and try to catch them in my mouth.
5) Go out and drive super fast...use the hailstorm as an excuse if I run in with the cops.
6) Collect as many as I can so I can throw them at people I don't like.
7) Grab a shotgun and go hailstorm skeet shooting.
8) Throw anything that lands in my yard at the neighbor's house...in an attempt to break their windows and blame it on the hailstorm.
9) Grab them and put them in the freezer if I run out of ice.
10)Jack the nearest person with a bike and ride off...use the excuse that I have an intense phobia of hailstorms.

 

love your z enough to wax and seal it so much that static electricity that has been accumulating on the cars painted surface from the waxing motion would destroy the hail before it even makes contact with your paint.



the sad thing is the brits are about to use this tech to upgrade to lighter tanks/armor with the help of some american private companies but the us has no official plans to do the same.

 

Cover the car with Puppys

 

you need to become friends with randall p.

his car hasn't seen rain since the day he bought it, and i think that's in 03'

and it only has less than 5k miles...

 

Sad, very sad. The Z is made to be driven, not looked at sitting pretty in a garage. I suppose some would skip an event like ZDayZ just on the chance that their poor, poor car might get wet? Two hailstorms around here in the last two years - Z was safely in the garage both times. Did get a new roof for the house though

 

Probably find a mall to park my car in till it goes away..

 

This thread is hillarious!!

+1 cover it with puppys!

+1,000,000 throw it at the neighbors

 

hahahaha