Jun

iTrader: (45)

I jump into my car "dukes of hazzard"-style.
I do the same when i go to sleep, the g/f used to keep flying off the other side everytime.

I1DER

Just pour super glue on your crotch. That stuff will really hold the cloth together.

Eazzy

iTrader: (8)

One of the few things Freud ever said that I agree with is " Sometimes a Cigar is just a Cigar"

Eazzy

iTrader: (8)

Are you a Fat Man ??? That could get ugly and life threatning

nzpv03

iTrader: (3)

lol +1 but minus the part about breaking **** I'm only like 130 lbs haha

david9988

lol maybe you need to unzip your fly before getting in to allow for some extra give? Either that or buy some bigger damn pants

kaizenro1

iTrader: (3)

Check out the butt on that one.

Yeah, he must work out.

Jun

iTrader: (45)

No, it's probably because since i would dive feet first (as if diving into the car through the window), my feet would connect with her hips, thus launching her sideways, at full speed.

IzReAl

you need to get that on tape, i would PAY to see that

trains1937

All you responders with ripped jeans. Men's jeans these days are usually loose. I can't see how a guy with normal jeans can wind up with a split crotch. Don't give me that crap about being so well endowed that your pant's burst. It's the women who have the tight jeans. Either you guys have one hell of a gut that is pulling up your pants and giving you an involuntary wedgie and pants breakdown or maybe you're women who drive Z's and are pretending you are men. Let's clear this up. No self respecting, average size male is going to wind up with a split crotch when they get into a Z.

Deftones

iTrader: (2)

^It's the ghey emo kids who get the split crotches. They wear tighter jeans than most women.