gabez33

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hahah especially superblack! they love to dodo on that color...never fails!

blackstealthz

I just keep my nissan cover on my car at all times when im not driving her that makes a big difference.But birds can be brutal no remorse lol they just **** and run.

ickysz

Bird poop hasnt even touched my car since I picked up up a few months back.... I've just relized this.

Kuruma-san

birds like to **** on shiny things, when my z has the cover on i have never found a terd but uncovered for 10 mins it gets it r kelly style

tranceformer95

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Time to go out and buy a BB gun if you already don't have one.

GalvatronType_R

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Try not to park under any long branched trees, light poles, or telephone poles.

Just out of curiosity, why did you wait a day to wax? Even though the car is garage kept, the dust that settles on it in the interim would require a rewash before waxing.

xlucidx

i didnt have time that afternoon to wax it
i dusted it off with a california car duster before i waxed it

NightRida

^ +1

This one time at band camp, I was a passenger in a chrysler convertible vehicle. We were going home when it happened, I felt something splat on my head, took my fingers and rubbed it to see what it was, BIRD SHEYAT on my head! What an areal attack!

6SPD Z33

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I think i've had two bird shyt attacks on my car in almost a year.. dunno why everyone says it "always" happens *scratches forehead*

Mid117

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Bump because this just happened to me yesterday....literally 2 minutes after I finish washing it, BOOM right on my rear window.

z-u-later

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You have to learn how to maneuver your Z to dodge those bombs & missiles. You have a fast car and you need to learn how to use it.

EdAInWestOC

I washed mine and had it almost perfect. It was parked outside on our driveway and my wife decided the lawn needed watering. Spots everywhere...

She doesn't get it...

firekrave

Truth! I worked part time at Best Buy and when i got my 03 SB they made it PPW. Never failed. It's not as bad with the 06. Must be the metallic finish in the paint.

firekrave

Reminds me of that Super Bowl Nissan Maxima commerical about 10 years back where those pigeons were after it. They shot up a wedding and what not hilarity.

bbs350z

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i came out of work on break, and cleaned off some bird sheit. when i came back 3 hours later, more of it was opn my hood! wtf!

edchoy02

A very timely cartoon in today's Farside:

angelzhope720

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LMFAO that's funny as hell!!!! I'd be sooo pissed hahahahahaha

03performz

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I clicked on this thread cuz' this sht happens to me ALL the time...f'n birds.
Yesterday I washed my car and went for a cruise w/ a bud and his car. I parked it outside last night and the wife and I go out this morning to leave for work and it was the worst attack ever. Not only was it bird shat on, but somehow they/it??..found a way to to a pok-a-dot sht on it. I have no f'n clue how, but there was bird shat in spots from the front left fender/hood, BOTH doors AND SIDE MIRRORS, roof, hatch, rear bumper....WTF?!? I was so pissed...I had to quickly rinse and wiper her down and was late for work. If it was a weekend, I would have takin' pics. because it was the worst hit ever.
To the OP, thanks for reminding me I was just sippin' a drink trying to forget about it.

keosh

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this is true my car hasnt gone threw 2 days without haveing a bid poop on it but hey the birds are just jealous that we drive such nice cars

ssc

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dont know if its true but i heard somewhere that the color of the car plays a factor in the frequency of gettting pooped on