the "birds aim to poop on a Z" myth: confirmed
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the "birds aim to poop on a Z" myth: confirmed
ive been watching to much mythbusters
but it always seems birds are out to get us when we drive out cars and they use dive bomber style aim to never miss
well i washed my car 2 days ago and its been in my garage ever since, i waxed it yesterday afternoon
lock the garage up that afternoon all doors shut lights off
i come out this morning to my suprise.......theres bird crap on my right fender
it seems somehow a bird got in the garage, hoverd over my car and took a crap...
i wasnt all that mad, i just found it commical
damn birds
but it always seems birds are out to get us when we drive out cars and they use dive bomber style aim to never miss
well i washed my car 2 days ago and its been in my garage ever since, i waxed it yesterday afternoon
lock the garage up that afternoon all doors shut lights off
i come out this morning to my suprise.......theres bird crap on my right fender
it seems somehow a bird got in the garage, hoverd over my car and took a crap...
i wasnt all that mad, i just found it commical
damn birds
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It's true. I washed my car and on my way back home, I rolled the driver side window down... then I hear a splat, the damn doo doo landed inside the car, talk about precision bombing! it didn't touch any paint outside. True story.
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Originally Posted by Strider619
It's true. I washed my car and on my way back home, I rolled the driver side window down... then I hear a splat, the damn doo doo landed inside the car, talk about precision bombing! it didn't touch any paint outside. True story.
lmfao
thats pretty good
i think they aim for shiney things in all reality?
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There has to be some validity to this thread! I wander if we can get Adam & Jaime to test this out! I doubt it but it would be fun to watch! Anyhow, my previous car was a silver 05 TC & can't recall any bird-ambush. On the other hand my black Z is just constantly getting bombarded! Last week I was driving on I55 (in chicago) aroung Mcormick place & some whiteish opaque with a little bit of blueish hue hit my windshield WTF!
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Originally Posted by ObiRedKenobi
I knew it!
And as fate would have it I'm taking a break from waxing my car right now to get some lunch in me.
And as fate would have it I'm taking a break from waxing my car right now to get some lunch in me.
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Originally Posted by Strider619
It's true. I washed my car and on my way back home, I rolled the driver side window down... then I hear a splat, the damn doo doo landed inside the car, talk about precision bombing! it didn't touch any paint outside. True story.
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Parking in a large GE corp Parkling Lot .. and finally got it figured out that when the birds and canadan geese land and take off from the large parking lot light poles , they hit the same target areas , we moved are rides till we found that there were no flight patterns and now hardly get nailed .. as far as away from work , wash the car and they'll find you ..