I lit my own farts in high school. My anus looked kinda like this while doing it:

 

doesn't that burn up your curled up anus hair?

 

i would assume so

 

why would you ever want flames anywhere near your car i cant think of anysituation where a fire anywhere in or on a car is a good thing... but if your iterested in something useless ive got a intake heater and a engine barometer to sell you