so im just chillin driving my babyboo. i come up to a stop sign and make a full stop. i look to my left and theres a guy that is gonna make a right hand turn. so i just put it in first and about to go. and as im putting it in frist i see this guy coming closer to me.....he makes his turn really wide and hits my rear corner pannel, rim, rear bumper. (with his front left he hits my rear left) i hear my tire is losing air. i make a U turn and chase this guy down. i catch him a block later force him to pull over. he finally does i park behind him and get out of my car. as soon as he gets out he just drops.......DAM ***** FCUKIN DRUNK DRIVER...i just look at him im like r u fcukin kiddin me.....and hes like dude thats not cool man thats not cool y u hit me man.....$%#@!....he tries to walk away i get in front of him and im liek where the **** u goin, get ur *** back to the cars before i drag u to the cars....this foo sucker punches me.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...OHHHHH HELLLLL NOOOOOO. now my ghetto side comes out...omg i wanted to break his fcukin face...i just wanted to just drop kick his ***...but didnt(i didnt want ANY of the blame to come to me, even tho it might of been self defence...but still) so i grab this foo throw him towards the cars, he falls. someone called 911. cops r on the way. then i see this foo run up the fcukin alley tryin to get away. now my fat *** has to chase him and fcukin escort him back down to the car so the cops can arrest him and take him to jail.....DUI, hit and run, and the cops r asking me if i wanna press charges...me being a good christain..im like idk...ill post pics tom

 

So basically you're saying you had a not so good day? lol

Glad you're okay, just say your neck hurts and be done with it. haha

 

oh sh*t mike... fack...you just got her too.
why do i feel like this is partially my fault cuz i didn't come out with you

im sorry.

 

I didn't see you at westco today. You missed out, I had a fro.

 

press charges. He could have killed somebody. Make him pay.

 

i got there at 4, too late for them to install the clear corner reflectors they FINALLY had in stock so.. i'll be back next saturday. earlier in the day this time
don't cut your fro, i wanna see!

 

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There are more serious things to deal with at the moment, your buddy just got hit by a DUI suspect.

I think my neck kinda hurts now. I'm going to call my lawyer.

 

the words "OUCHHHHH MY NECKK OMGG IT HURTS SH1TTTTT" come to mind lol

 

OMG...I'd have to kill him! your day sux a bit worse than mine. sorry to hear that.

 

and what happened today at westco???

and naeiri lol we should of kicked it hahaha its all ur fault lmao jk

 

oh nothing happened, i just had to go in for an oil change....

 

Damn thats messed up. Glad u r ok though. Im ****en drunk right now. My Z is sitting outside and I wouldnt dare drive her anywhere. Hope that ****er had insurance. Get her fixed then trade that bish in for anohter Z in better shape. Good luck man@!

 

Rear naked choke FTW

Glad you caught the summabitch.

 

Damn.... I would be pissed off too... damnnn

 

Oh chit! press charges.

 

That sucks Mike, glad you didnt get hurt. Hows the Z? Hey Mike even my neck hurts from reading this post so can i press charges on this DUI suspect?

 

You say you wanted to go ghetto on his ***..but then you say you wanted to drop kick him? A drop kick doesnt sound to ghetto to me

Glad they cops came! I sure as hell would press charges, maybe itll help keep him from doin this again and really hurting someone.

 

Wow...good thing you got him. Reminds me of a time a large 18 wheeler truck switched lanes in a local road into my car. I slammed on the breaks and honked the horn like a madman, but the rear of the truck swiped off my driver's side mirror. Luckily it was a rental car (a Ford Focus lol). I had to cut the truck off in order to get it to stop. The truck driver comes out (black male around 40 yrs) and starts screaming at me saying I'm the one who hit his truck! It was late, I was tired, and I was in no mood for the BS. So I snapped. Never laid my hands on him, but said what I had to say. I'm a pretty large guy...6'2, 240 pounds with a rather muscular build, so I may have scared him into paying me. At first he tried to fool me into taking one of his credit cars to 'charge the damage on it' and send it back to him. But he had around 5 cards and they were all expired! What a sneaky guy. I threatened him with calling the cops and reporting him to his trucking company. Hearing this, he immediately gives me a 100 cash. The rental company charged me $70 for the replacement when I returned the car... so I made a lil extra $$$ for my pain and suffering