Conversation in the parking lot an hour ago. Was unlocking my car, about to get in.

Idiot: Hey, nice car! Is that the GT!?
Me: Grand touring? yeah...
Idiot: Nice, I love that care. Does 0-60 in 3 seconds right?
Me: No...
Idiot: Thought so? This is the one that has "GT" on the front right? The new one?
Me: Um...you mean the GTR?
Idiot: Yeah! I love those cars. Think that will be my next car.
Me:

I dont care how much money you have. if you cant tell the difference between a GTR and a Z, you should not even think about buying one.

 

lol...he loves those cars but doesn't even know the name (or what it looks like apparently)

 

How could you love something and even know the name of it.

 

poor man just wanted to have a little small talk, maybe even join you are your house later for butt ssecks?

 

I would've asked him that with a straight face.

 

Aw, now i feel bad for not turning down the poor guy nicer

 

Said he collected em. Had a fatty watch on so I just too him for his word. Could be BS. Either way...

 

GT puhahahahahah oh thats rich. i would have loved to be in your position. it must have been so hard not to laugh.

 

 

shouldve sold it to him on the spot for 60k

 

+fifty

I like your thinkin

 

im sure he actually is really smart, just acts dumb and wants butt secks. like mentiond above

 

That'll be my next car. Then maybe I'll getta kiss a girl finally! Maybe even on the mouth!

 

Who gives a sh*t if he didn't know what kind of car it was? At least he was friendly and complimented you. And you feel the need to turn around and talk trash. Classy move. Some of you guys freakin kill me.

 

Funniest thing I read all day!! Hahahahaha thanks for the laugh!!

 

Um was this him?

 

whoa calm down n00b

 

 

You like popsicles?? I got a whooooole bunch of em down in my cellar!