Check all that apply to you:



Me: Shane, can you drive my car for me? Just like, stop take off, turn around, take off.
Shane: Sure

vroooommmmm*tick*vroooommmm*tick*tick*.........

Mike: What is that tick noise?
Me: I don't know.

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Friend: Hey, show off for that car of girls.
*vrooooom*CHCHKJSKDKSDJDKDHSD
Friend: Sweet god what was that?
Me: 3rd gear, you can't go in fast.
Friend: Embarrassing

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Girl: Why does your window keep coming back down?


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Add your own.

 

Iceagetic: I'm gonna make a thread.
Me: You fail.
a similar thread exists

 

Hey at least I didn't fall for that civic stuff, which was hilarious btw.

 

 

Seriously, if I had more free time, I'd probably invest in creating those kind of accounts on every major car forum just for pure entertainment value.

 

Sorry bro, but I'm going to shut this one down...


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