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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:50 AM
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I would just check to make sure everything works, including all the lights. Drive with the radio off and listen for unusual noises. Also pull the dipstick and check to see if the oil looks clean. Other than that there's not much you can do without a lift and special equipment. I would never buy a used car [out of warranty] without taking it to a qualifed mechanic first.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:52 AM
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I still don't get the thread title...

Reading it makes me not like you.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:52 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z
I still don't get the thread title...

Reading it makes me not like you.
Its an analogy of me taking delivery of a newborn baby.....I look for the obvious signs first to see if everything is OK..........like if its a boy or girl (my 350Z is a Siamese hermaphrodite)...... I slap-slap its butt to make sure it cries (start the engine and hear it roar), I'll check if it has all 10 fingers (check if it has all four wheels).........but wait???! By golly.....what is that??!!!

Get it?? I thought everyone would. Must be the quality herbs in Malaysia.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:04 AM
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Yea...that went straight over my head...
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:10 AM
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I was too busy laughing at how stupid the title sounded to actually stop and give it a thought as to what it meant.. ha ha
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:24 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:29 AM
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ummmm, yeah...
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by stud_daddy
Its an analogy of me taking delivery of a newborn baby.....I look for the obvious signs first to see if everything is OK..........like if its a boy or girl (my 350Z is a Siamese hermaphrodite)...... I slap-slap its butt to make sure it cries (start the engine and hear it roar), I'll check if it has all 10 fingers (check if it has all four wheels).........but wait???! By golly.....what is that??!!!

Get it?? I thought everyone would. Must be the quality herbs in Malaysia.
What a horrible analogy...

I'll be sure to laugh at and punch anyone that says this in the future.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by 2004Black350z

OK, how about this? Chicken feet...a local delicacy here, next to monkey *********.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by stud_daddy
OK, how about this? Chicken feet...a local delicacy here, next to monkey *********.
How about a pic of your mom.

She's a delicacy here.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z
I still don't get the thread title...

Reading it makes me not like you.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z
What a horrible analogy...

I'll be sure to laugh at and punch anyone that says this in the future.
Hmmm..... upon reading the title again, I now recognize how I may be inadvertently misconstrued as a gay pedophile.

Well lets see if you get the analogy from this picture.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:44 AM
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I think the OP is just being weird for the sake of being weird.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by konaforever
I think the OP is just being weird for the sake of being weird.
Weirdos have been known to do that.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by konaforever
I think the OP is just being weird for the sake of being weird.
Not my original intention, but I am playing to the crowd just a little I'll admit. So just please answer the questions I raised about the 350Z and I'll be content. I am getting the car delivered tomorrow and I would really appreciate the guidance.

And by the way you think what's I've described in my posts is weird,....bro you haven't seen anything yet. come to my neck of the woods ....... to my reality.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z
How about a pic of your mom.

She's a delicacy here.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by stud_daddy
So just please answer the questions I raised about the 350Z and I'll be content.

This question?

Originally Posted by stud_daddy
what are the top few things I could check on my own (when taking delivery) to ensure that there aren't any impending catastrophic failures lurking in my Z's near future.

Done, done and done.

Originally Posted by WTX350Z
check all the fluids would be the first and foremost. change oil. check wheel torque (even though its pretty uncommon for lug nuts to come completely off...contrary to popular belief)
Originally Posted by Jun
Catastrophic failure? Not much.
Things that might fail eventually but you probably can't tell?
- window motor (there is a TSB for it)
- tire-feathering (some have it, some don't, there is a TSB for it if you do).
- rear-axle clicking (there is a TSB for it)

Nothing else "major" i would say.
Originally Posted by Zultimate
I would just check to make sure everything works, including all the lights. Drive with the radio off and listen for unusual noises. Also pull the dipstick and check to see if the oil looks clean. Other than that there's not much you can do without a lift and special equipment.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z
How about a pic of your mom.

She's a delicacy here.
Pretentious tough-guy avatar picture, owns a sports car, fantasies of people's moms ....... you do realize that you do fit the profile of a small-town, pint-sized male with an ungratifying small ***** ...... and you know it don't you?
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 10:12 AM
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I came in here looking to find a pic of a ten fingered baby, boy was I wrong!
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