God damn!! good luck getting it recovered..

 

damn, thats horrible..

 

wow.

 

damn that sucks.... at least post a pic of her face so we dont date her and get effed

 

Was she good? I hope it was worth it.

 

drain the oil out of all of her families cars when they are sleeping. they will drive to work the next morning and be ****ed... insurance doesnt cover that

 

LAWYER TIME!!!!!

 

she was alright but not even close to worth this damage. no chick is worth this damage. but she isn't even worth sitting in the car let alone destroying it.

 

wow that suck da bawls. did the girl really do that? thats some phucked up shiet

 

+100000000000000000000000000

You just can't win...

btw - this was probably a crime of passion, and she didn't use her head... there's probably still your paint on her keys...

Good luck. And don't ever use your real name.

 

GOD DAMN man sorry, I had some similar sh%t happen to me I was on a date with a new chick from work my ex followed us to my house which we wen to my date could use the reat room( Seriously) we were in my house for like 8 mins, I come out side car was keyed and had punch hole and rips in it from what looked to be a screw driver custom hood was cracked. I feel your pain. I called the cops and said I coould do nothing unless someone saw her do it..

 

That's one crazy biatch! This calls for REVENGE

 

Anyone but me think that the folks that posted all the juvenile replies below are too mentally challenged to be driving a Z to begin with? What is up with all this incitement to commit violence against a woman?

I'm sorry about what happened to the OP, but it is only car guys, or are your lives so pathetic that your whole concept of your individual manhood is wrapped up in your hunk of Japanese metal?

Seriously, you guys need some serious therapy.

 

What did you do here? Stumble off the bus from 1953 and join the thread without reading? He has gone to the police, but they have to "prove" that she did it. So while we wait for CSI Grissom to link her to the crime we're getting 9 pages of fantastic ideas.

BTW +1 for bangin her mom. RAW.

 

Thanks for conveniently listing all the best quotes in this thread.

 

Just cause you can now multiquote doesn't mean you should.

 

No kidding! You condensed it flawlessly! Can you do it to the other 15 page threads on here so I don't have to skim them for all the funny crap?

Seriously though, no one is actually going to die. People are just being crazy cuz that's what they do here.

 

I believe this sums up how we all feel about this....



Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some ****er did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: ****ing keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****ed up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some D***less piece of sh** ****ed with it.
Lance: They should be ****ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that ***hole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a ****er!
Vincent: What's more chicken**** than ****ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction

 

holy ****ing ****.. even if you just knocked her up and left her that is no excuse for this.. too much sand in her *****