WOMAN RACE DRIVER HAS ORGASM DRIVING 350Z vs AUDI TT
12-04-2003, 07:51 AM
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Originally posted by Conceyted
A few things. First off, we have ALL seen pictures of his beautiful girlfriend. She is very pretty, so now lets see yours. Second, I can't believe your throwing out stereotypes and then calling people stupid. Finally, I think DJkern has made much more than a middle school education, just because someone is sarcastic does not make them unintelligent. YOU, my friend, are the one that makes yourself look unintelligent. (Notice I did not say that you are, as I am sure most here arent.)
A few things. First off, we have ALL seen pictures of his beautiful girlfriend. She is very pretty, so now lets see yours. Second, I can't believe your throwing out stereotypes and then calling people stupid. Finally, I think DJkern has made much more than a middle school education, just because someone is sarcastic does not make them unintelligent. YOU, my friend, are the one that makes yourself look unintelligent. (Notice I did not say that you are, as I am sure most here arent.)
as for yooda...
i don't have anything to prove to you. i've already accomplished a lot in my career and that's great seeing that the market sucks (and my field is one of the toughest to stay in right now). yeah, i wasn't mr. summa *** laude in college...but, who's checking? i didn't get all a's...but i graduated no problem. i have a great job now. i'm great at what i do. i have a beautiful girlfriend (if you want me to post pics...i will...i'm not ashamed...but, i don't see pictures of your significant other anywhere on the site. why? ashamed? or your companion (dog) doesn't count? post pics if you are so proud). as i said, i've posted before...why don't you go look around? you can fondle yourself to the pictures of her implants...yeah, they're posted on here. as i said, i'm not ashamed.
what am i compensating for? lack of ***** length and girth? please...that comment only comes from people that are insecure and have that problem. according to you, every guy on this forum bought this car because they have small penises then. i never mentioned anything about other things i bought....did i?
why did i mention that i made enough money to be comfortable? because you said my parents bought the car and i was spoiled. so, i backed myself up. it's not bragging.i do have a middle school diploma though...so, there is one right thing you said. but, i also have a high school one and a college one. no masters degree (yet)...i make enough money without one. in sales you don't need a masters degree to make enough money to be comfortable.
and that picture is great...it sums you up to a T.
also, mr. grammer, in your little poem (if you want to call it that), shouldn't "you" be "your"? (second line of it).
you play with the fire....you get burned (which you just did).
Yielar - this is a forum. there are MANY sarcastic people on here. if you don't like it...tough...deal with it. we're here to stay.
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12-04-2003, 08:07 AM
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Originally posted by yooda
Putting flame suit on...
Ramon, great post. I hope you post a thousand more like it.
To all the sub 23 year olds driving the Z that they are paying for, KUDOS to you. Sorry, didn't mean to insult. If you can afford it at that age, then (V)ad props to you.
On to the DJ:
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Putting flame suit on...
Ramon, great post. I hope you post a thousand more like it.
To all the sub 23 year olds driving the Z that they are paying for, KUDOS to you. Sorry, didn't mean to insult. If you can afford it at that age, then (V)ad props to you.
On to the DJ:
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"Putting flame suit on..." Ok perpared for flame
"Ramon, great post. I hope you post a thousand more like it"... can tell if this is a flame... All I said was o o o o o face.
Some one please help... its getting hot in here!
12-04-2003, 09:24 AM
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Originally posted by djkern
also, mr. grammer, in your little poem (if you want to call it that), shouldn't "you" be "your"? (second line of it).
also, mr. grammer, in your little poem (if you want to call it that), shouldn't "you" be "your"? (second line of it).
Ramon, I should've put the flame suit on line after my compliments on your post, which was excellent btw. Also you can tell by my retorts to djkern, who was down on your post, that I really liked it. I really do hope you post a 1000 more of then so we can hear djKerns brillant 3rd grade commentary on how much he dislikes them.
And my comments to the sub 23 year olds was also sincere. When I was 23, I was starving student, broke off my ***.
Anyhow, (putting the flame suit back on at the appropriate time now):
Hey djkern, its rather obvious from your posts that you have a lot to prove. Its unfortunate that you are so ineffective at proving the various points.
Also, if you reread the posts very carefully, you'll note that I've said nothing about myself. All of your inferences about me are based on my remarks to you. Which basically means that this whole time, we've been talking about you and your various shortcomings.
Your buddy conceyted... well I think the name says it all.
Truthfully though, I've found this whole bit entertaining. I'm sure all the others reading the messages have as well. In case you didn't notice, I've struck a cord somewhere in that rather large empty melon on top of your neck. Best that you seek out a therapist to discuss your issues. I would recommend a psychiatrist, heavy doses of lithium, a frontal lobotomy, regular cyanide injections and significant doses of shock therapy.
So you're a salesman? That explains A LOT!! But most the salesmen I meet have excellent communication skills which you obviously lack. Imagine how much money you could make if you had functional grey matter. You'd be able to make a car payment on a Ferrari in 1/2 a day as opposed to our Z.
Then we'd all truly be impressed, you'd win the argument, the sun would come out, the planets would align, and interstellar peace would be achieved (note very heavy doses of sarcasm).
I don't think that I need to prove you're an idiot. You and your friend have done a rather brillant job proving that yourselves.
*YAWN*
If you retort with something mildly amusing, I'd be happy to respond. But you keep up with this I'll be forced to continue to be bored to DEATH.
LaterZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
12-04-2003, 09:32 AM
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Originally posted by yooda
Grammer is spelled grammar. Duh.
Ramon, I should've put the flame suit on line after my compliments on your post, which was excellent btw. Also you can tell by my retorts to djkern, who was down on your post, that I really liked it. I really do hope you post a 1000 more of then so we can hear djKerns brillant 3rd grade commentary on how much he dislikes them.
And my comments to the sub 23 year olds was also sincere. When I was 23, I was starving student, broke off my ***.
Anyhow, (putting the flame suit back on at the appropriate time now):
Hey djkern, its rather obvious from your posts that you have a lot to prove. Its unfortunate that you are so ineffective at proving the various points.
Also, if you reread the posts very carefully, you'll note that I've said nothing about myself. All of your inferences about me are based on my remarks to you. Which basically means that this whole time, we've been talking about you and your various shortcomings.
Your buddy conceyted... well I think the name says it all.
Truthfully though, I've found this whole bit entertaining. I'm sure all the others reading the messages have as well. In case you didn't notice, I've struck a cord somewhere in that rather large empty melon on top of your neck. Best that you seek out a therapist to discuss your issues. I would recommend a psychiatrist, heavy doses of lithium, a frontal lobotomy, regular cyanide injections and significant doses of shock therapy.
So you're a salesman? That explains A LOT!! But most the salesmen I meet have excellent communication skills which you obviously lack. Imagine how much money you could make if you had functional grey matter. You'd be able to make a car payment on a Ferrari in 1/2 a day as opposed to our Z.
Then we'd all truly be impressed, you'd win the argument, the sun would come out, the planets would align, and interstellar peace would be achieved (note very heavy doses of sarcasm).
I don't think that I need to prove you're an idiot. You and your friend have done a rather brillant job proving that yourselves.
*YAWN*
If you retort with something mildly amusing, I'd be happy to respond. But you keep up with this I'll be forced to continue to be bored to DEATH.
LaterZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Grammer is spelled grammar. Duh.
Ramon, I should've put the flame suit on line after my compliments on your post, which was excellent btw. Also you can tell by my retorts to djkern, who was down on your post, that I really liked it. I really do hope you post a 1000 more of then so we can hear djKerns brillant 3rd grade commentary on how much he dislikes them.
And my comments to the sub 23 year olds was also sincere. When I was 23, I was starving student, broke off my ***.
Anyhow, (putting the flame suit back on at the appropriate time now):
Hey djkern, its rather obvious from your posts that you have a lot to prove. Its unfortunate that you are so ineffective at proving the various points.
Also, if you reread the posts very carefully, you'll note that I've said nothing about myself. All of your inferences about me are based on my remarks to you. Which basically means that this whole time, we've been talking about you and your various shortcomings.
Your buddy conceyted... well I think the name says it all.
Truthfully though, I've found this whole bit entertaining. I'm sure all the others reading the messages have as well. In case you didn't notice, I've struck a cord somewhere in that rather large empty melon on top of your neck. Best that you seek out a therapist to discuss your issues. I would recommend a psychiatrist, heavy doses of lithium, a frontal lobotomy, regular cyanide injections and significant doses of shock therapy.
So you're a salesman? That explains A LOT!! But most the salesmen I meet have excellent communication skills which you obviously lack. Imagine how much money you could make if you had functional grey matter. You'd be able to make a car payment on a Ferrari in 1/2 a day as opposed to our Z.
Then we'd all truly be impressed, you'd win the argument, the sun would come out, the planets would align, and interstellar peace would be achieved (note very heavy doses of sarcasm).
I don't think that I need to prove you're an idiot. You and your friend have done a rather brillant job proving that yourselves.
*YAWN*
If you retort with something mildly amusing, I'd be happy to respond. But you keep up with this I'll be forced to continue to be bored to DEATH.
LaterZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
12-04-2003, 09:44 AM
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Originally posted by Conceyted
Explain to me how I "proved" to you that I was dumb? You know nothing about me and the only reason you are calling me dumb is because I stuck up for DJkern and didn't go along with you. Sorry, but looks like your the childish one of the bunch.
Explain to me how I "proved" to you that I was dumb? You know nothing about me and the only reason you are calling me dumb is because I stuck up for DJkern and didn't go along with you. Sorry, but looks like your the childish one of the bunch.
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if you claim i lack a brain....you should take some of your own medicine. as i stated before...i don't have to prove anything to you. let me state it again to get through your thick head. "as i stated before...i don't have to prove anything to you."
you are right. you might not be talking about youself....cause you have nothing to show for youself. go you! congrats! but, your moronic attempt to call me gay or tell me crap about my mother...that shows a lot about your class. you are like school in the summer...no class. you come to the forum to worship everyone else that has the car and wish you had it. yet...you have yet to post a picture of your car. you make fun of people claiming they are gay and then poking fun at their girlfriend....yet, no pictures of your girlfriend. again, proving that you lack one. so, go back to the escort that you drive...drive home (probably mom and dad's house still) and put some peanut butter on your ***** and let your companion (dog) lick it off.
you are the one who obviously has to try to prove something to everyone on this board (that you are cool). good way to make friends here.
so, where's the picture of your significant other. we haven't seen that yet. and where's the picture of your z? oh yeah...you lack both.
as for being a sales person...getting in front of a client and typing over the internet on a forum is totally different. as i stated 100 times...i'm not trying to prove anything to anyone. i don't have to put on my fake salesperson technique and being mr. salesman here. and, yes, i said fake salesperson technique. i'm out for the money. that's why i'm in sales.
and, if you are trying to urk me...it's not working. you are just making yourself look more and more like a jackass. i deal with people like you every day. i have thick skin. you are merely the toilet i **** in.
also...i never said i was a speller...i know i'm not a good speller (that's what spell check is for...which this site doesn't have .)
but, again, in case you missed it the other 4 times in this post (like you missed it the other times i mentioned it)...i don't need to prove anything to you. no need to.
well, you must have just made another friends by making fun of conceyted. good job buddy.
you don't need to try to prove that i'm an idiot...cause it won't happen. you just have to attempt to prove that you aren't one. good luck.
post as many videos as you want. if i don't like it...i can say it. i'll watch them all...i like the videos. i just wan't impressed like yooda was. by the way....did you jerk off to it yet today?
and....it's noodle....not noddle! for someone as superior as you....you need to learn to spell too.
you are right. you might not be talking about youself....cause you have nothing to show for youself. go you! congrats! but, your moronic attempt to call me gay or tell me crap about my mother...that shows a lot about your class. you are like school in the summer...no class. you come to the forum to worship everyone else that has the car and wish you had it. yet...you have yet to post a picture of your car. you make fun of people claiming they are gay and then poking fun at their girlfriend....yet, no pictures of your girlfriend. again, proving that you lack one. so, go back to the escort that you drive...drive home (probably mom and dad's house still) and put some peanut butter on your ***** and let your companion (dog) lick it off.
you are the one who obviously has to try to prove something to everyone on this board (that you are cool). good way to make friends here.
so, where's the picture of your significant other. we haven't seen that yet. and where's the picture of your z? oh yeah...you lack both.
as for being a sales person...getting in front of a client and typing over the internet on a forum is totally different. as i stated 100 times...i'm not trying to prove anything to anyone. i don't have to put on my fake salesperson technique and being mr. salesman here. and, yes, i said fake salesperson technique. i'm out for the money. that's why i'm in sales.
and, if you are trying to urk me...it's not working. you are just making yourself look more and more like a jackass. i deal with people like you every day. i have thick skin. you are merely the toilet i **** in.
also...i never said i was a speller...i know i'm not a good speller (that's what spell check is for...which this site doesn't have
.)but, again, in case you missed it the other 4 times in this post (like you missed it the other times i mentioned it)...i don't need to prove anything to you. no need to.
well, you must have just made another friends by making fun of conceyted. good job buddy.
you don't need to try to prove that i'm an idiot...cause it won't happen. you just have to attempt to prove that you aren't one. good luck.
post as many videos as you want. if i don't like it...i can say it. i'll watch them all...i like the videos. i just wan't impressed like yooda was. by the way....did you jerk off to it yet today?
and....it's noodle....not noddle! for someone as superior as you....you need to learn to spell too.
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Originally posted by djkern
if you claim i lack a brain....you should take some of your own medicine. as i stated before...i don't have to prove anything to you. let me state it again to get through your thick head. "as i stated before...i don't have to prove anything to you."
you are right. you might not be talking about youself....cause you have nothing to show for youself. go you! congrats! but, your moronic attempt to call me gay or tell me crap about my mother...that shows a lot about your class. you are like school in the summer...no class. you come to the forum to worship everyone else that has the car and wish you had it. yet...you have yet to post a picture of your car. you make fun of people claiming they are gay and then poking fun at their girlfriend....yet, no pictures of your girlfriend. again, proving that you lack one. so, go back to the escort that you drive...
if you claim i lack a brain....you should take some of your own medicine. as i stated before...i don't have to prove anything to you. let me state it again to get through your thick head. "as i stated before...i don't have to prove anything to you."
you are right. you might not be talking about youself....cause you have nothing to show for youself. go you! congrats! but, your moronic attempt to call me gay or tell me crap about my mother...that shows a lot about your class. you are like school in the summer...no class. you come to the forum to worship everyone else that has the car and wish you had it. yet...you have yet to post a picture of your car. you make fun of people claiming they are gay and then poking fun at their girlfriend....yet, no pictures of your girlfriend. again, proving that you lack one. so, go back to the escort that you drive...
That is exactly right. The point I am trying to make is that this guy says were both idiots, yet he continues to talk about gay people, young people, our parents, and everything childish that he can come up with. Yet, we are the idiots? Perhaps you, Yooda, should take a step back and reread your posts, I am confident you will think yourself to be the unintelligent one in this thread.
you must mean too. Okay, that makes sense 
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Originally posted by Conceyted
You're so smart, why cant we all be like you!
You're so smart, why cant we all be like you!
a) class
b) a female
c) a 350z
yoodah....time to cut your umbilical cord and distance yourself from your parents. time to learn how to stand on your own two feet.
i could go on and on...if you want...
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All of you are being retarded. (Note in advance: not siding with anyone because this whole debate is stupid) Djkern I love how you keep saying you have nothing to prove but every one of your replies is nothing more than you trying to infer that you are somehow better. Ah, retarded... Also I would love to know what kind of salesmen could make a z payment in half a day's work? That would mean you make like a grand a day and about 250-275k annually. (Assuming that a payment is about 500, I have no idea how much car payments are) So basically you lied to make yourself seem wealthier than you are, not trying to prove anything eh? Yoda, who the hell cares what djkern thinks. So what if you don’t agree with his opinion? Opinions are like ********, everybody's got one. By making a big deal out of his opinion you completely derailed this thread, which you claimed to have liked so much. Way to kill it buddy. Both of you just let it die. This thread keeps getting bumped because of this pissing match. It’s the Internet, nothing is verifiable and typos run rampant. Who the fugg cares. I’m done.
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C'mon guys, chill out. This is getting way out of hand.
The video was good, the woman's driving skills were good/mediocre depending on your opinion.
DJKern - Dude, you're so *angry* man! You've got a sweet ride, hot chick and make lots of money. What could be better? Why the need to be so venemous?
P.S. That "School in Summertime = no class" comment. Where did you pick that up? The Paris Hilton thread? I stole that fair n' square from Fat Albert and the Cosby kids.
The video was good, the woman's driving skills were good/mediocre depending on your opinion.
DJKern - Dude, you're so *angry* man! You've got a sweet ride, hot chick and make lots of money. What could be better? Why the need to be so venemous?
P.S. That "School in Summertime = no class" comment. Where did you pick that up? The Paris Hilton thread? I stole that fair n' square from Fat Albert and the Cosby kids.
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sales works on commission....the harder i work the more money i make. i work for the second largest software company in the world. it's not that hard to make a lot of money here. i've been in sales for a long time now (i might only be 27...but, i've been in sales since i was 19...and, no, not working in retail. i've always worked in high tech sales companies...all through college).
as for money....if i make a large sale...i could make 100K in commissions for one sale. yeah, the sales process can be a year...but, once it closes, bring in a nice commission check. the products that i sell are multi million dollar solutions...and, i get a percentage of that. you don't think there are people out there that make that kind of money? maybe you should look into a sales career. probably the highest paying field out there. but, yes, it's mostly commission. if i don't do well...i'm not going to make as much money as if i sell a lot...so, there is incentive to work long hours and work harder. i'm at work 12-13 hours a day! i might hate work sometimes...but, it's bring home money...which is the only reason i work.
i'm not better than anyone out there....except yooda
Paul_BB_Guy - as i stated before (to you) - not angry at all...very calm actually. if people dish it...they should make sure they can take it. i'm just dishing it back. and, remember, he's the one who started making fun of me initially.
i just asked why it was so hard to drive and talk at the same time. never made fun of anyone though....and said i didn't like the video. then people get mad at me cause i don't like it. please...be an individual, stop being a follower! you like it, i don't...case closed.
"School in Summertime = no class". i think i actually got it from summer school. old movie...but still a good one! (and i remember it since it was one of my friends high school quote under his picture).
as for money....if i make a large sale...i could make 100K in commissions for one sale. yeah, the sales process can be a year...but, once it closes, bring in a nice commission check. the products that i sell are multi million dollar solutions...and, i get a percentage of that.
you don't think there are people out there that make that kind of money? maybe you should look into a sales career. probably the highest paying field out there. but, yes, it's mostly commission. if i don't do well...i'm not going to make as much money as if i sell a lot...so, there is incentive to work long hours and work harder. i'm at work 12-13 hours a day! i might hate work sometimes...but, it's bring home money...which is the only reason i work. i'm not better than anyone out there....except yooda
Paul_BB_Guy - as i stated before (to you) - not angry at all...very calm actually. if people dish it...they should make sure they can take it. i'm just dishing it back. and, remember, he's the one who started making fun of me initially.
i just asked why it was so hard to drive and talk at the same time. never made fun of anyone though....and said i didn't like the video. then people get mad at me cause i don't like it. please...be an individual, stop being a follower! you like it, i don't...case closed.
"School in Summertime = no class". i think i actually got it from summer school. old movie...but still a good one! (and i remember it since it was one of my friends high school quote under his picture).
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I was in no way doubting you dj, to be perfectly honest I didn’t care enough to doubt you. I’m aware that there is a huge moneymaking potential in sales but I read what you said as, “I make enough from the sales I clear in half a day to make my payment” (which seemed a bit far fetched).