You should have been like "no, but watch as i hurt the environment pulling off" and burnt out of the parking lot loud as ****.

 

Me: "Hey guys, I just picked up a 350z yesterday"

Coworker's instant response: "Why not a 370?"

(-___________-)

She isn't very bright...but acts like she is...I bet if I bought a 325i, she would've said "Why not an m3?"...

 

Damn super burned by a chick, i would have had the same face though. is she cute? wouldnt have made that face if she was ugly.

 

^^ Yeah, was she at least cute? If not, her opinion doesn't matter.

 

She is gross lol so I ignored her and continued on

 

Exactly. Just curious, what does the creature drive?

 

Lol the creature drives a Ford Edge...

Before, when I was considering a brand new genesis 2.0t (aside from frs, cheapest non American rwd car), she started going off on how I should consider the edge, etc...

I repeatedly told her, in this same conversation, that I specifically wanted a rwd car...I also mentioned that I was on my 12th car and that i Knew exactly what I wanted in a vehicle.

She continued on about other ford vehicles...

So hopefully this illustrates a picture of her insanity

 

Hmm it was a ford edge that totaled my last car..

 

How many turbos does your car have?
Lol

 

passenger: this has a v-tec same as a honda right?

 

At a gas station " have you put the 60+horsepower chip in the car?"


Me: " the eBay one?"


Him: " yes"

Me: T__________________T

 

When I had my '04, an older gentleman asked what kind of Chevy I was driving. Guess he saw the 350 in the back.

 

07 Roadster here, coworker stated, "Must have been a ton of work taking the top off. Can't go back now huh." Yeah took all of one finger and 20 seconds lol.

 

where are the back seats...

 

just like his wife!! haha

 

"Is that a Porsche?"

 

Well guys here is my story from last night. Got pulled over for going 10mhp over the speed limit. Cop asked the routine questions license & registration, goes back to his car checks everything and comes back and hand me over my license & registration, now is when it gets interesting.

Cop: Why your Z only has two seats?
Me: Is supposed to have two seats only.
Cop: My 19 year old son told me his come with 3.
Me:I dont think your son knows what he is talking about.
Cop: you sure? he also says this car comes with an inline 6 RB26 twin turbo.
Me: At that point i knew he had not seeing his son car at all. I just decided to go with the flow and told him, yes it does. I didnt want to be rude to a police officer.
Cop: Well im giving you a break this time dont let it happen again.
Me: Thank you.

I really dont know if he was being serious or just talking sh$t.

 

it has no glove box?
its behind you lol

 

I'm pretty youthful yet so this one comes up a lot

Friend's friend: "hey can i get a ride with you two?"

Me: "Sorry only a two seater."

Friend's friend: "Doesn't it have back seats, like the little ones, i can squeeze in."

Me: "What did i just say?"

Friend's Friend: "So it only has two seats!"


Sorry you're pissy about my choice of car

 

Not really a dumb question for anyone who has never owned the car before, looking at ur join date, im guessing u didnt know that either till you bought the car.