OP: Nice car. What's the retail on one of those?

Corvette owner: More than you could afford pal. Corvette!


damn someone beat me too it. sorry mr. sparco.

 

OPs friends explaining the rules of the race at the undisclosed location: "All right. You each got a barrel to go around down at the end of the road here. Second wave gotta sit tight till your partner crosses this line right here. First team to go down and back twice wins the race... at which point, the losers WILL hand over them keys. Otherwise, you'll be eating breakfast through straws from now on"

 

100 grand under the hood of that car

 

Corvette owner to OP: "You know, I like you. But I still gotta kill you. It's my job."

 

Corvette? My grandma's Buick can smoke that piece of sh*t trailer trash!

 

OP's first experience with a female, he needed instructions on where to go:

Take it upstairs Einstien! You can't detail a car with the cover on. Can't even get that right.

 

Dont do it OP.

Well look man, this car right here is like the Mona Lisa of the drift world. Han rebuilt this bad-boy from ground up. We talkin forged pistons, bigger turbo, new rise, new crankshaft. Hey man, Han's labour ain't cheap, you feel me?

 

 

The day I got my license is the day I got my first speeding ticket. Day after that I won my first race, I beat this rich kid by three lengths.I've gotta admit, it felt good!

 

You know OP, the Japanese have a saying, "The nail that sticks out gets hammered."

 

Advice before you race the Vette:

There's no 'wax on wax off' of drifting. You learn by doin it. The first drifters invented drifting out here in the mountains by feelin it. So feel it.

 

thread blew up quick and I hope OP understands the lulz


"Cops just raided
our garage in Baracoa"

 

OP isn't very smooth with females:

OP: Damn, Suki, uh... When you gonna pop my clutch, huh?
Suki: As soon as you get the right set of tools.

 

don't leave town.

 

What'd you expect OP? You didn't just play with fire, you soaked the matches in gasoline.

 

What's with you and the schoolgirls, OP? You're moving up in the world. You gotta
elevate your company.

 

after you get spanked pull out this....

Say: Remember this schit at Christmas!

 

one thing about the OP and school girls.

He gets older, but they always stay the same age!

Dazed N Confused for the Thanksgiving food comma win this weekend!

 

*Go fetch your car? We're not on your block any more. You better watch who you talk to like that.*

 

After OP races the Vette: Tick, Tick, Tick..."Hear that? It's still not right for the way I drive."