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Old May 4, 2017 | 02:59 AM
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if someone pays 7k for that car, they are a dumb son of a bish
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Old May 9, 2017 | 12:53 PM
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Automatic and manual. This must be a rare edition - especially with the red highlights and suh-weet brake covers.

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Old May 9, 2017 | 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Heel Til I Die
Automatic and manual. This must be a rare edition - especially with the red highlights and suh-weet brake covers.
You know them brake covers help the car stop 0.0000234" shorter and the red trim stripes help the car achieve a cd of 0.05 to help it get over 233.6 mph, right?

Gotta git me summa dat!!
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Old May 9, 2017 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Heel Til I Die
Man, the front of that car reminds me of this:


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Old May 11, 2017 | 02:09 PM
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Car wouldn't be so bad if he removed the brake covers and red trimming, low miles and HR.
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Old May 11, 2017 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by zwei_the_c
Car wouldn't be so bad if he removed the brake covers and red trimming, low miles and HR.
The same thing could be said about the muppet.
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Old May 12, 2017 | 10:21 AM
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2004 Nissan 350z convertible.
One of a kind sleeper.
Single mature owner.
Over $45000 INVESTED over the years.
Nothing left stock on this car except the rear end. Only 90000 original K. The engine has been rebuilt for performance. New pistons, bored out,
6 speed manual, heated leather and recently dynoed at 540 bhp!
All work professionally done at Racing Greed (RG Racing) in Port Coquitlam and MonkeyNutz in Burnaby.
Receipts for all work done. $2500 professional tune done last week. This car shows well and all it needs is a new driver.
Must see and way too much to list.

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Old May 14, 2017 | 05:46 PM
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What in the hell is this???!!!
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Old May 14, 2017 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 3fittytrack
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2004 Nissan 350z convertible.
One of a kind sleeper.
Single mature owner.
Over $45000 INVESTED over the years.
Nothing left stock on this car except the rear end. Only 90000 original K. The engine has been rebuilt for performance. New pistons, bored out,
6 speed manual, heated leather and recently dynoed at 540 bhp!
All work professionally done at Racing Greed (RG Racing) in Port Coquitlam and MonkeyNutz in Burnaby.
Receipts for all work done. $2500 professional tune done last week. This car shows well and all it needs is a new driver.
Must see and way too much to list.
Yeah, but that's Canadian horsepower.

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Old May 14, 2017 | 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by zwei_the_c


Not really much to say, just wanted to post this image, the seller is dead set for $7,000.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/6116113858.html
someone should ask if he would take $6,999 hahah
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Old May 15, 2017 | 10:31 AM
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This one is especially bad since it's a "dealer" ad. Condition: Excellent...

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/ctd/6127956555.html






WTF happened to this seat?



I know the interior on the Z isn't the best for durability, but...

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Old May 15, 2017 | 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Heel Til I Die
This one is especially bad since it's a "dealer" ad. Condition: Excellent...

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/ctd/6127956555.html






WTF happened to this seat?



I know the interior on the Z isn't the best for durability, but...



Holy shiz look at all those scratches!! lol.. How does that even happen?! LOOKS LIKE WHOEVER OWNED THAT HAD A HOOK FOR A HAND. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE WHO DOES.
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Old May 15, 2017 | 01:51 PM
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Man, that dealer must be desperate to take it in and flip it around to new buyers.
It's so ugly. Burns my eyes, need to go rinse them out with bleach now.
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Old May 15, 2017 | 03:46 PM
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I can't tell if those seats were originally black or originally orange leather. What a mess. I imagine the dealer took those shots *after* a full detail.
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Old May 15, 2017 | 04:26 PM
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''Excellent" condition, my ***.
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Old May 16, 2017 | 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Heel Til I Die
This one is especially bad since it's a "dealer" ad. Condition: Excellent...

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/ctd/6127956555.html







WTF happened to this seat?



I know the interior on the Z isn't the best for durability, but...

Oh lord what is this that z has had a rough life i feel bad for it.
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Old May 16, 2017 | 03:40 AM
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maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe it was a dope dealers car, and the drug dog was scratching at the interior hitting on something.

or the driver was freddy krueger
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Old May 16, 2017 | 06:51 AM
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I like the fact that they felt compelled to put the floor liners in there.

Don't want anyone to mess up that pristine interior.
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Old May 16, 2017 | 07:12 AM
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Awww, youse guys are being too tough on that car! Who needs a pristine interior when #izzracecar??

I mean, lookee da wing and dat "racer's green" striping that enable it to hit 200fph.

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Old May 24, 2017 | 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by BjonesZ33
Oh lord what is this that z has had a rough life i feel bad for it.
Looks like they were gonna sand the dash and seats and decided to spray a sandblaster at it for like 2 seconds with the doors open and then realized that was a bad idea and than put it on Craigslist. I'm still scratching my head on how the dash became to look like that
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