Craigslist (or other classifeds) "Z Funnies" thread
#122
New Member
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/pts...355916963.html
HOOD ONLY! So what are going to do with it? Wall mount? Looks like a female Jack Sparrow I can only assume this guy has more $$ in paint then my entire Z costs
HOOD ONLY! So what are going to do with it? Wall mount? Looks like a female Jack Sparrow I can only assume this guy has more $$ in paint then my entire Z costs
#126
350Z/370Z Tech Moderator
MY350Z.COM
MY350Z.COM
Only one thing stopped me from checking out this car....
I don't like pain. It hurts.
I don't like pain. It hurts.
#127
Condolences on the life changes. I should buy it and turn into a track only car.
https://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto...465700030.html
"...divorce reasons.
The bad: has "Fyck You" keyed on passenger side..."
The bad: has "Fyck You" keyed on passenger side..."
#129
350Z/370Z Tech Moderator
MY350Z.COM
MY350Z.COM
GM ACQUIRES NISSAN!!
"Breaking necks...."
"Breaking necks...."
#133
350Z/370Z Tech Moderator
MY350Z.COM
MY350Z.COM
One #becauseracecar...
Now THAT'S pretty funny. Well, I got a laugh anyhow.
Other #becausethinksitsracecar
Now THAT'S pretty funny. Well, I got a laugh anyhow.
Other #becausethinksitsracecar
#134
New Member
iTrader: (1)
not CL, but i ran across this and thought it was funny
https://www.reddit.com/r/350z/commen...ent_loans_for/
https://www.reddit.com/r/350z/commen...ent_loans_for/
#139
New Member
iTrader: (2)
I always find it entertaining when people feel compelled to make their own CL ad to trash someone else's listing.
From the ad:
I went and looked over this 350z yesterday. To save you some time here's the issues with it and why it's still for sale 3 months later and $3000 less
1) needs 4 tires
2)scrapes/ dents on rear qt panels
3) carbon fiber hood is held on by screws and ruined with home done cuts for hood pins
4) both fenders are damaged, rusted and need replaced.
5) front bumper has multiple blemishes and paint issues and does not line up with headlights.
6) passenger side side skirt has deep gashes all the way down it.
7) spoiler is flat black spray painted
8) needs brake pads
9) air bag light is on and flashing
10) motor has lifter tick
11) car has aftermarket exhaust, but one tip has been sawed off and not plugged.
12) car has Tein coilovers but they have oil residue all over them
13) worn bushings in the rear and needs camber kit.
14) has a catch can that isn't hooked up right and leaking oil
15) from seats back, interior is gutted and missing plastics and carpet
16)after all that... it needs paint.
17) headlights are faded and need restored.
18) needs serpantine belt
He claims a clean title, but you can tell it's clearly been wrecked.
Save your self the time from this heaping pile
From the ad:
I went and looked over this 350z yesterday. To save you some time here's the issues with it and why it's still for sale 3 months later and $3000 less
1) needs 4 tires
2)scrapes/ dents on rear qt panels
3) carbon fiber hood is held on by screws and ruined with home done cuts for hood pins
4) both fenders are damaged, rusted and need replaced.
5) front bumper has multiple blemishes and paint issues and does not line up with headlights.
6) passenger side side skirt has deep gashes all the way down it.
7) spoiler is flat black spray painted
8) needs brake pads
9) air bag light is on and flashing
10) motor has lifter tick
11) car has aftermarket exhaust, but one tip has been sawed off and not plugged.
12) car has Tein coilovers but they have oil residue all over them
13) worn bushings in the rear and needs camber kit.
14) has a catch can that isn't hooked up right and leaking oil
15) from seats back, interior is gutted and missing plastics and carpet
16)after all that... it needs paint.
17) headlights are faded and need restored.
18) needs serpantine belt
He claims a clean title, but you can tell it's clearly been wrecked.
Save your self the time from this heaping pile
#140
Registered User
I always find it entertaining when people feel compelled to make their own CL ad to trash someone else's listing.
From the ad:
I went and looked over this 350z yesterday. To save you some time here's the issues with it and why it's still for sale 3 months later and $3000 less
1) needs 4 tires
2)scrapes/ dents on rear qt panels
3) carbon fiber hood is held on by screws and ruined with home done cuts for hood pins
4) both fenders are damaged, rusted and need replaced.
5) front bumper has multiple blemishes and paint issues and does not line up with headlights.
6) passenger side side skirt has deep gashes all the way down it.
7) spoiler is flat black spray painted
8) needs brake pads
9) air bag light is on and flashing
10) motor has lifter tick
11) car has aftermarket exhaust, but one tip has been sawed off and not plugged.
12) car has Tein coilovers but they have oil residue all over them
13) worn bushings in the rear and needs camber kit.
14) has a catch can that isn't hooked up right and leaking oil
15) from seats back, interior is gutted and missing plastics and carpet
16)after all that... it needs paint.
17) headlights are faded and need restored.
18) needs serpantine belt
He claims a clean title, but you can tell it's clearly been wrecked.
Save your self the time from this heaping pile
From the ad:
I went and looked over this 350z yesterday. To save you some time here's the issues with it and why it's still for sale 3 months later and $3000 less
1) needs 4 tires
2)scrapes/ dents on rear qt panels
3) carbon fiber hood is held on by screws and ruined with home done cuts for hood pins
4) both fenders are damaged, rusted and need replaced.
5) front bumper has multiple blemishes and paint issues and does not line up with headlights.
6) passenger side side skirt has deep gashes all the way down it.
7) spoiler is flat black spray painted
8) needs brake pads
9) air bag light is on and flashing
10) motor has lifter tick
11) car has aftermarket exhaust, but one tip has been sawed off and not plugged.
12) car has Tein coilovers but they have oil residue all over them
13) worn bushings in the rear and needs camber kit.
14) has a catch can that isn't hooked up right and leaking oil
15) from seats back, interior is gutted and missing plastics and carpet
16)after all that... it needs paint.
17) headlights are faded and need restored.
18) needs serpantine belt
He claims a clean title, but you can tell it's clearly been wrecked.
Save your self the time from this heaping pile
Last edited by achampagne; 04-05-2018 at 06:00 AM.