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Old Oct 26, 2017 | 11:37 AM
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I didn't know Nissan was still making the 350Z in 2013... must be limited edition.

And only $700 for these "rims" without any tires?!?! DEAL OF THE CENTURY. I better list mine asap before the market plummets.
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Old Oct 26, 2017 | 01:59 PM
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https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/pts...355916963.html





HOOD ONLY! So what are going to do with it? Wall mount? Looks like a female Jack Sparrow I can only assume this guy has more $$ in paint then my entire Z costs
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Old Oct 28, 2017 | 10:51 AM
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Now I’ve got that Jack Sparrow song from SNL stuck in my head...
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Old Nov 14, 2017 | 05:39 AM
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This made me lol. Nice factory wheels.

https://fayetteville.craigslist.org/...385418580.html
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Old Dec 19, 2017 | 05:41 PM
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Another awesome car

https://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/...413469680.html


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Old Dec 26, 2017 | 08:51 PM
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Only one thing stopped me from checking out this car....



I don't like pain. It hurts.
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Old Jan 27, 2018 | 12:52 PM
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Condolences on the life changes. I should buy it and turn into a track only car.

"...divorce reasons.

The bad: has "Fyck You" keyed on passenger side..."
https://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto...465700030.html
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Old Jan 27, 2018 | 03:40 PM
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Has fuvk you carved into the passenger side... Someone messed with the wrong girl.
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Old Feb 6, 2018 | 02:32 AM
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GM ACQUIRES NISSAN!!



"Breaking necks...."
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Old Feb 6, 2018 | 08:13 AM
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GM ACQUIRES NISSAN!!



"Breaking necks...."
noooooo. Hahaha. GTR IS getting a zr1!!!
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Old Feb 6, 2018 | 12:19 PM
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Odo mileage 80k, actual mileage 40k......wtf?

Please do explain this discrepancy.
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Old Feb 7, 2018 | 05:51 AM
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Maybe he swapped the odometer out of a car with 80K on the clock, but his car only has 40K on it?

More likely answer - because CL scammers are full of *****.
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Old Mar 6, 2018 | 09:21 AM
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One #becauseracecar...

Now THAT'S pretty funny. Well, I got a laugh anyhow.

Other #becausethinksitsracecar
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Old Mar 21, 2018 | 07:49 PM
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not CL, but i ran across this and thought it was funny

https://www.reddit.com/r/350z/commen...ent_loans_for/
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Old Mar 22, 2018 | 06:10 AM
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A little bit of vomit on this one...

https://danville.craigslist.org/cto/...521870551.html








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Old Mar 22, 2018 | 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Heel Til I Die



Bet this guy has a killer right hand jab with all those hard Fast & Furious shifts....
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Old Mar 22, 2018 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by BluestreamDE
Bet this guy has a killer right hand jab with all those hard Fast & Furious shifts....
lol - I'm really confused about it's orientation. How does one shift with their wrist at a 90 degree backward angle?

Granny shifting, not double clutching.
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Old Mar 22, 2018 | 10:16 AM
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maybe this is him

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Old Apr 4, 2018 | 09:39 AM
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I always find it entertaining when people feel compelled to make their own CL ad to trash someone else's listing.



From the ad:

I went and looked over this 350z yesterday. To save you some time here's the issues with it and why it's still for sale 3 months later and $3000 less

1) needs 4 tires
2)scrapes/ dents on rear qt panels
3) carbon fiber hood is held on by screws and ruined with home done cuts for hood pins
4) both fenders are damaged, rusted and need replaced.
5) front bumper has multiple blemishes and paint issues and does not line up with headlights.
6) passenger side side skirt has deep gashes all the way down it.
7) spoiler is flat black spray painted
8) needs brake pads
9) air bag light is on and flashing
10) motor has lifter tick
11) car has aftermarket exhaust, but one tip has been sawed off and not plugged.
12) car has Tein coilovers but they have oil residue all over them
13) worn bushings in the rear and needs camber kit.
14) has a catch can that isn't hooked up right and leaking oil
15) from seats back, interior is gutted and missing plastics and carpet
16)after all that... it needs paint.
17) headlights are faded and need restored.
18) needs serpantine belt

He claims a clean title, but you can tell it's clearly been wrecked.

Save your self the time from this heaping pile
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Old Apr 5, 2018 | 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Heel Til I Die
I always find it entertaining when people feel compelled to make their own CL ad to trash someone else's listing.



From the ad:

I went and looked over this 350z yesterday. To save you some time here's the issues with it and why it's still for sale 3 months later and $3000 less

1) needs 4 tires
2)scrapes/ dents on rear qt panels
3) carbon fiber hood is held on by screws and ruined with home done cuts for hood pins
4) both fenders are damaged, rusted and need replaced.
5) front bumper has multiple blemishes and paint issues and does not line up with headlights.
6) passenger side side skirt has deep gashes all the way down it.
7) spoiler is flat black spray painted
8) needs brake pads
9) air bag light is on and flashing
10) motor has lifter tick
11) car has aftermarket exhaust, but one tip has been sawed off and not plugged.
12) car has Tein coilovers but they have oil residue all over them
13) worn bushings in the rear and needs camber kit.
14) has a catch can that isn't hooked up right and leaking oil
15) from seats back, interior is gutted and missing plastics and carpet
16)after all that... it needs paint.
17) headlights are faded and need restored.
18) needs serpantine belt

He claims a clean title, but you can tell it's clearly been wrecked.

Save your self the time from this heaping pile
owner: "It can be an amazing project car. just needs a little love."

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