Punk REdneck Goes to Jail!
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From: TennessZee
Congrats on making the perp pay!
How'd you like to be the kid that had him for a dad or (for the girls) the mother of his kid? Kinda makes you wonder where he'll be 10 years down the road...
...probably not too far... ...unless getting caught in the act and his dad making him take responsibility helps wake him up.
WayneTN
How'd you like to be the kid that had him for a dad or (for the girls) the mother of his kid? Kinda makes you wonder where he'll be 10 years down the road...
...probably not too far... ...unless getting caught in the act and his dad making him take responsibility helps wake him up. WayneTN
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Re: Punk REdneck Goes to Jail!
Originally posted by TZUNAMI
I'm at Walwart with the GF getting some provissions to go camping this weekend. What do I find when I come out but someone has thrown their baby diaper on the hood of my Z and written in lipstuck, **** RICE on my hood. Yeah yeah, I know some of you are lovin' that but I was of course pissed. I looked around for a bit for the culprit but no dice of course. I did notice the multiple security cameras covering the parking lot.
Inside I get security, they go back 30 minutes. Sure as ****, it's all on ****ing tape. Some redneck kid, well I dunno if he is a redneck, but he does have a mullet rolls pulls into an adjacent spot in his beat up *** chevy truck. They get out, girl, looks no older than 14, is changing baby on the talegate, daddy smokin a cig. He walks around my car, thinkin' whatever. Takes the diaper from her, tosses is on the hood. thats not good enough, so he takes her pulls, gets the lipstick and goes to town.
I couldn't believe it but they were able to get the licence plate. Security calls the police, police run the plate, call the associated phone number.
Get this, ITS DADDY. Not daddy of the redneck baby, but the rednecks father himself. And daddy is HOLLERIN' MAD. He promises to have his son back up there, and sure as **** they show up in 15 minutes. Guy is the exact guy on the tape. He appologizes hating every minute, pays me 40 bux for a detail at the local handwash. Officer files a report. I'm still bent. Decides to run his license. Dumb****s got a warrant, uhhhhhhhh oh, your ***** *** is headin' to jail now.
All in all, just a bit of lipstick on the hood, which came right off with a paper towel and some carwash soop. I'll pocket the $40. Now that I'm over it, it is great. How ****ing stupid some people are.
I'm at Walwart with the GF getting some provissions to go camping this weekend. What do I find when I come out but someone has thrown their baby diaper on the hood of my Z and written in lipstuck, **** RICE on my hood. Yeah yeah, I know some of you are lovin' that but I was of course pissed. I looked around for a bit for the culprit but no dice of course. I did notice the multiple security cameras covering the parking lot.
Inside I get security, they go back 30 minutes. Sure as ****, it's all on ****ing tape. Some redneck kid, well I dunno if he is a redneck, but he does have a mullet rolls pulls into an adjacent spot in his beat up *** chevy truck. They get out, girl, looks no older than 14, is changing baby on the talegate, daddy smokin a cig. He walks around my car, thinkin' whatever. Takes the diaper from her, tosses is on the hood. thats not good enough, so he takes her pulls, gets the lipstick and goes to town.
I couldn't believe it but they were able to get the licence plate. Security calls the police, police run the plate, call the associated phone number.
Get this, ITS DADDY. Not daddy of the redneck baby, but the rednecks father himself. And daddy is HOLLERIN' MAD. He promises to have his son back up there, and sure as **** they show up in 15 minutes. Guy is the exact guy on the tape. He appologizes hating every minute, pays me 40 bux for a detail at the local handwash. Officer files a report. I'm still bent. Decides to run his license. Dumb****s got a warrant, uhhhhhhhh oh, your ***** *** is headin' to jail now.
All in all, just a bit of lipstick on the hood, which came right off with a paper towel and some carwash soop. I'll pocket the $40. Now that I'm over it, it is great. How ****ing stupid some people are.
That is the sweetest story I've read in a while! That'll teach mulletboy a lesson in humility. The other great story I read (a few months ago) had something to do with putting a dead seagull inside someone's car.
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Thanks for all the great replies guys.
Yes, I take my Z to Walmart, it is my only car. I don't have the luxury of taking something else. Usually we drive the GFs cute little protege.
The only reason I didn't completely flip is my wonderful girlfriend. When she saw it, she just put her arms around me and well, wtf can you do then?
I asked about keeping the tapes, but the Walmart secuity officer said they could not due to liability issues unless I got my lawyer to request them in some kind of official capacity. They'll save them for 90 days in case I need to file a case against the guy.
BTW - The warrant was for failure to appear for his Minor in Possession charge.
Yes, I take my Z to Walmart, it is my only car. I don't have the luxury of taking something else. Usually we drive the GFs cute little protege.
The only reason I didn't completely flip is my wonderful girlfriend. When she saw it, she just put her arms around me and well, wtf can you do then?
I asked about keeping the tapes, but the Walmart secuity officer said they could not due to liability issues unless I got my lawyer to request them in some kind of official capacity. They'll save them for 90 days in case I need to file a case against the guy.
BTW - The warrant was for failure to appear for his Minor in Possession charge.
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From: Bryan, Texas
I avoid Wal-mart whenever possible. I don't have a Z yet, but when I do get it, I guarantee I'll be leaving it in my garage and taking my crap Chevy pickup to Wal-mart instead.
Wal-mart is a funny place. I swear, you will never find a higher concentration of homely fat slobs than the one nearest my house.
Wal-mart is a funny place. I swear, you will never find a higher concentration of homely fat slobs than the one nearest my house.