I'm at Walwart with the GF getting some provissions to go camping this weekend. What do I find when I come out but someone has thrown their baby diaper on the hood of my Z and written in lipstuck, **** RICE on my hood. Yeah yeah, I know some of you are lovin' that but I was of course pissed. I looked around for a bit for the culprit but no dice of course. I did notice the multiple security cameras covering the parking lot.

Inside I get security, they go back 30 minutes. Sure as ****, it's all on ****ing tape. Some redneck kid, well I dunno if he is a redneck, but he does have a mullet rolls pulls into an adjacent spot in his beat up *** chevy truck. They get out, girl, looks no older than 14, is changing baby on the talegate, daddy smokin a cig. He walks around my car, thinkin' whatever. Takes the diaper from her, tosses is on the hood. thats not good enough, so he takes her pulls, gets the lipstick and goes to town.

I couldn't believe it but they were able to get the licence plate. Security calls the police, police run the plate, call the associated phone number.

Get this, ITS DADDY. Not daddy of the redneck baby, but the rednecks father himself. And daddy is HOLLERIN' MAD. He promises to have his son back up there, and sure as **** they show up in 15 minutes. Guy is the exact guy on the tape. He appologizes hating every minute, pays me 40 bux for a detail at the local handwash. Officer files a report. I'm still bent. Decides to run his license. Dumb****s got a warrant, uhhhhhhhh oh, your ***** *** is headin' to jail now.

All in all, just a bit of lipstick on the hood, which came right off with a paper towel and some carwash soop. I'll pocket the $40. Now that I'm over it, it is great. How ****ing stupid some people are.

 

Haha, stupid people eventually get theirs.

 

That is the sweetest story ever.

 

nice, your lucky he didnt do anything else

 

finally one of these stories has a happy ending.

 

This story provides new meaning for the word "OWNED"!

LOL!

Nice post.

 

hahha PWNED! but yeah... i don't see "Rice" in a 350z unless you have a park bench spoilier and some other stuff. some people taht are truck/muscle car pride get too inflated with the "anti-rice" slogan that they go to town with every car they see that isn't a chevy dodge or a ford.

 

A mullet and a piece of **** Chev truck?
You just described half the guys that live in my town

 

nice story!
OWNED!!!

but I wouldn't let him get away with $40....

 

Post-of-the-year.


That made me all tingly inside

 

this is why i never take the Z to walmart good story!

 

Great story especially the ending. Sorry though you had to go through such BS. What really makes it a good story is all the cooperation you got from Walmart security, the A.. hole's dad and the local P.D. Anyone of those people could have just kissed you off and the ending would have different.

 

And that guy's got a kid, huh?

 

Great story. Nice of the Wally-world security to track down the ‘neck for you. Great ending.

Just one question; WHAT WERE YOU THINKING DRIVING A Z TO WAL-MART? Just the thought of taking my Z to Wal-mart makes my ****** shrivel.

 

Yes great story, and your lucky they had it on film. I take my car to wally world all the time. I guess I am fortunate to live in the area I do. You should see the vehicles that park at wally world.
I think he understood that, that kid was gonna get the crap beat outta him by his father.

 

im guessing that his warrant is for 3 things:

1. DUI
2. Assault/Domestic
3. Writing bad checks

"Daddy" fits that description.

 

haha, justice served. glad there wasn't any damage!

 

some people are just flat out retarded... good job on gettin the guy bro... i would been highly heated too... big ups and enjoy the ride

 

Great story. Glad the punk got what he deserved.