Congradulations.

Over here in America, our Daddies don't hold our *****.
That's why your economy depends on ours and collapses with ours, and not vice-versa.

 

I does in England. But dont you find that everytime you modify your car, your dick grows by an inch.

 

Tell me about it. We gave you the tools to build that economy. We should have never left you to manage it yourselves

 

One more time I am going to correct you. "It does in England."

And what you said makes absolutely no sense. Inexcusable - even coming from someone with the intelligence of a middle school student.

 

lol. Civil War arguments. America shoved sticks up your asses. You didn't just get up and leave, don't worry. Now I am beginning to think you haven't even had any Social Studies classes, which puts your intelligence at the same level as that of a second grader.

 

riiight kiddo whatever you say Im gonna check the AG section....

 

can somebody this guy

 

IBTL

 

Now guys. This was just a bit of fun. I didnt mean to offend anyone, even though I think I might have. Im sorry. Kisses and a cake with a cherry on top, Im sorry!

You are touchy though. I would get the old blood pressure checked. Too many burgers if you ask me. I wouldnt moan about the weight of the 370z, if I were you guys. You should concentrate on taking a few pounds of your ****

Sorry I couldnt resist

 

sorry! "off your ****" I should say!

 

^ Tell your women to shave their pits and MAYBE we'll consider.

 

wow, 11:30, its way past your bedtime.
At least you learned something today.

 

markjames you are an idiot.

 

 

Hey. You are right! Let me just fix that for you.

(Wow, 11:30; its way past your bedtime!)

There, thats better. You've had a hard day at work! I understand!

 

My intent was not to exclaim anything. I was merely amused by your rebellion against your parents.
So, no "!" needed. Sorry.

 

go Fu** yourself, sip some tea, and stuff your face with crumpets...

 

Well, why didnt you say so?

 

I thought the "." would suffice. Most sentences don't need a disclaimer about their intended purpose. You are supposed to be able to determine it yourself. I suggest moving to America.

 

Anyway

Goodnight America. Im off to jump into bed with my mum and dad. I dont like sleeping alone at this time of the night. Monsters under the bed. I might give my mum a good rogering whilst Im there and see if my dad fancy's joining in. No doubt you guys will take this seriously. English humour is lost on you!