I notice the US site talks of holding the remote buttons down for 5 sec or so to get the windows down or up - I've had no success with this. Has anyone?

 

I cant do it Chris.

As always

H

 

only down. not up.

if you hold the unlock button for a few seconds the windows should go down.

 

No matter how long I push the unlock button the windows dont go down.

On another, but similar, point, I was reading the manual last night looking for info on the spare wheel fitment and I saw a picture of another type of remote that has a button to open the hatch!

Anyone know anything about that?

As always

H

 

yeh....we got ripped off as usual!

 

no hatch button either?

my remote has a button to open the hatch....and, if i press the unlock button for a few seconds, the windows go down.

how do you open the hatch then? do you have to use the button by the license plate all the time???

 

Held mine down - no result.

Went inside and about 20 mins later the fuzz is at the door.

PHARK !!!!

I forgot - that activates the panic thingamejig on the sat tracker.

So now I got a pharkin' $70 fee from the friggin security mob.!!!!

PHARK ! ! !


Phark the friggin' winders - wot about me tyres ! ! !


FROZE OVER

 

I'm sorry you got the $70 but thats about the funniest thing I've heard all week!!!! LOL!! Lucky they didn't do a cavity search!!!

 

when you hold it down it sends the police to your car?? i wonder if mine does that too!!

that's pretty cool....sorry i made you do that! oops! but, yeah, that's pretty funny.

 

TEPID, you are a silly carnt, LOL!

Jerkin, yeah we pay a premium in OZ to get farked over, other than becoming a contortionist (sp?) and trying to reach the "secret" button under the rear brace we have to push the button near the number plate!

As always

BIG RED ONE

 

Like I said before Snowman - LOVE YOUR WORK!!!!!

 

If you look in the manual that came with the car there is 2 tyes of nissan alarms.

Type A and Type B if I recall correctly.

Yes we got the cheaper version

 

But paid more for it.

 

LOL ? "language of love" - Now Harry loves me!

 

TEPID, I love ALL god's creatures!

As always

ME!

 

Apparently if you hold the unlock and lock buttons down for 13 seconds and whistle Jingle Bells, a red glow appears on the front of your car and you get to guide the sleigh that night.

Frosty, you make me laugh.

 

Do you have a vid of this ?

 

Done it again!
Got a habit of resting my left arm on the console with the hand at the ready for the gear lever.
Yes - the elbow turned the seat heater on.
Didn't notice - just got hotter so up with the air conditioner.

Chri*st I'm glad we got these bum toasters - with our climate down here in the antipodes we sure need the extra heat!

The money could have been wasted in a "sports" car if they had been stupid enough to spend it on zenon lights or even lightweight wheels as in USA.

Thanks Nisshit for thoughtful orig equipment selection.

By the way - still waiting to hear about the "never heard of it"
tyre feathering problem report on my vehicle.

 

When I first heard of the heated seats I thought "WHAT A ****!!! - I'm gonna make sure none of my mates find out about this! They'll give me so much **** I'll never be able to go out in public again." Then - during winter - had a few dates. The girls LOVE the heated seats. Thanks Nissan for pre-warming the bums!!!

Ok ... I'll shut up now...

 

There's nothing that can compare to a nice toasty pre warmed bum!!!!!!!!!

As always

H