First off, I don't really know the first thing about drifting. Today I was at the local mall, just having a little fun on the wet pavement. This fat white kid with a sideways cap and the biggest fake gold chain i've seen in my life pulls up in a new, riced civic. After turning down his blaring Ice Cube, he leans out his window and says:

"Yo Dawg, wanna have a drift-off?"

I couldn't help it, I completely lost control, i was laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe, much less respond. So I just sat there laughing right at his face until he turned red, muttered some incomprehensibe G=**** and riced away, fart can blasting.

No real point to this story, just thought it was hilarious.

Gary

PS, wish i had thought to get my phone out and snap a pic

 

NICE, you should've accepted the race...but have him go FIRST!!