The Useless East Canada thread!
06-27-2008, 06:43 AM
#6288
A Classic UECT Moment.
"If in a the process of lawfully bringin da noise a 350Z owner should witness another 350Z owner who is not bringing the noise as outlined in Chapter 1a he/she shall enact "Show'n 'em what da fawk it's all about!"
Show'n 'em what the fawk it's all about law.
1) The 350Z owner in question is not bringin da noise. Bringin' da noise is commonly violated by:
a) Crashing
b) running people/ property/ animals greater than 500g in mass/ over
c) Driving drunk
d) Speeding excessively on public roads
e) Placing aftermarket parts of ill repute on the vehicle
i) when in question, parts shall be subjected to peer review by the UECT council of wise ones. Generally really crappy cheap parts lacking ball'r status will not be approved.
ii) In the instance of a finding of guilty of the charge of being in the posession of installed parts of ill repute, the violator shall be punished by Chapter 3 as well as being forced to return the car to it's stock configuration. Upon returning to stock, a full detail by GTAinDetail must be performed within 30 days.
f) failure to maintain functionality and appearance of said vehicle
g) representing the 350Z, either in real life, or online, in a way of douchebaggery.
2) In the event one or more of these stipulations has been violated, 350Z owners must "show 'em what da fawk it's all about"
I forgot to add legal ways in which one can show them what da fawk it's all about! Also known as L337 Ball'r law.
a) Instal Ball'r wheels must be Volk Racing or Work. (some substitutions allowed as long as they are JDM and come with a mad ball'r price tag) (mad low offset numbers for bonus points and potential "insta-ball'r status)
b) Buy a twin turbo set up
c) Pay some guy $100 an hour to do a half assed job of turbo instal.
d) Blow the motor
e) In response to motor blowing exclaim, "Yes! I wanted an excuse to build it anyways!"
f) Build it, this time at $200 an hour.
g) Endless BBK, "Insta-Ball'r" status, regardless of other crap on car.
h) Take 1million photos of your car using your DSLR and post them online in 124 threads.
i) conveniently stage photos infront of your mad ball'r house.
j) post this emoticon
in repsonse to non noise bringing, non ball'r photos taken with regular point and shoot camera.
Show'n 'em what the fawk it's all about law.
1) The 350Z owner in question is not bringin da noise. Bringin' da noise is commonly violated by:
a) Crashing
b) running people/ property/ animals greater than 500g in mass/ over
c) Driving drunk
d) Speeding excessively on public roads
e) Placing aftermarket parts of ill repute on the vehicle
i) when in question, parts shall be subjected to peer review by the UECT council of wise ones. Generally really crappy cheap parts lacking ball'r status will not be approved.
ii) In the instance of a finding of guilty of the charge of being in the posession of installed parts of ill repute, the violator shall be punished by Chapter 3 as well as being forced to return the car to it's stock configuration. Upon returning to stock, a full detail by GTAinDetail must be performed within 30 days.
f) failure to maintain functionality and appearance of said vehicle
g) representing the 350Z, either in real life, or online, in a way of douchebaggery.
2) In the event one or more of these stipulations has been violated, 350Z owners must "show 'em what da fawk it's all about"
I forgot to add legal ways in which one can show them what da fawk it's all about! Also known as L337 Ball'r law.
a) Instal Ball'r wheels must be Volk Racing or Work. (some substitutions allowed as long as they are JDM and come with a mad ball'r price tag) (mad low offset numbers for bonus points and potential "insta-ball'r status)
b) Buy a twin turbo set up
c) Pay some guy $100 an hour to do a half assed job of turbo instal.
d) Blow the motor
e) In response to motor blowing exclaim, "Yes! I wanted an excuse to build it anyways!"
f) Build it, this time at $200 an hour.
g) Endless BBK, "Insta-Ball'r" status, regardless of other crap on car.
h) Take 1million photos of your car using your DSLR and post them online in 124 threads.
i) conveniently stage photos infront of your mad ball'r house.
j) post this emoticon
in repsonse to non noise bringing, non ball'r photos taken with regular point and shoot camera.
06-27-2008, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by 2TH PWR
"If in a the process of lawfully bringin da noise a 350Z owner should witness another 350Z owner who is not bringing the noise as outlined in Chapter 1a he/she shall enact "Show'n 'em what da fawk it's all about!"
Show'n 'em what the fawk it's all about law.
1) The 350Z owner in question is not bringin da noise. Bringin' da noise is commonly violated by:
a) Crashing
b) running people/ property/ animals greater than 500g in mass/ over
c) Driving drunk
d) Speeding excessively on public roads
e) Placing aftermarket parts of ill repute on the vehicle
i) when in question, parts shall be subjected to peer review by the UECT council of wise ones. Generally really crappy cheap parts lacking ball'r status will not be approved.
ii) In the instance of a finding of guilty of the charge of being in the posession of installed parts of ill repute, the violator shall be punished by Chapter 3 as well as being forced to return the car to it's stock configuration. Upon returning to stock, a full detail by GTAinDetail must be performed within 30 days.
f) failure to maintain functionality and appearance of said vehicle
g) representing the 350Z, either in real life, or online, in a way of douchebaggery.
2) In the event one or more of these stipulations has been violated, 350Z owners must "show 'em what da fawk it's all about"
I forgot to add legal ways in which one can show them what da fawk it's all about! Also known as L337 Ball'r law.
a) Instal Ball'r wheels must be Volk Racing or Work. (some substitutions allowed as long as they are JDM and come with a mad ball'r price tag) (mad low offset numbers for bonus points and potential "insta-ball'r status)
b) Buy a twin turbo set up
c) Pay some guy $100 an hour to do a half assed job of turbo instal.
d) Blow the motor
e) In response to motor blowing exclaim, "Yes! I wanted an excuse to build it anyways!"
f) Build it, this time at $200 an hour.
g) Endless BBK, "Insta-Ball'r" status, regardless of other crap on car.
h) Take 1million photos of your car using your DSLR and post them online in 124 threads.
i) conveniently stage photos infront of your mad ball'r house.
j) post this emoticon in repsonse to non noise bringing, non ball'r photos taken with regular point and shoot camera.
Show'n 'em what the fawk it's all about law.
1) The 350Z owner in question is not bringin da noise. Bringin' da noise is commonly violated by:
a) Crashing
b) running people/ property/ animals greater than 500g in mass/ over
c) Driving drunk
d) Speeding excessively on public roads
e) Placing aftermarket parts of ill repute on the vehicle
i) when in question, parts shall be subjected to peer review by the UECT council of wise ones. Generally really crappy cheap parts lacking ball'r status will not be approved.
ii) In the instance of a finding of guilty of the charge of being in the posession of installed parts of ill repute, the violator shall be punished by Chapter 3 as well as being forced to return the car to it's stock configuration. Upon returning to stock, a full detail by GTAinDetail must be performed within 30 days.
f) failure to maintain functionality and appearance of said vehicle
g) representing the 350Z, either in real life, or online, in a way of douchebaggery.
2) In the event one or more of these stipulations has been violated, 350Z owners must "show 'em what da fawk it's all about"
I forgot to add legal ways in which one can show them what da fawk it's all about! Also known as L337 Ball'r law.
a) Instal Ball'r wheels must be Volk Racing or Work. (some substitutions allowed as long as they are JDM and come with a mad ball'r price tag) (mad low offset numbers for bonus points and potential "insta-ball'r status)
b) Buy a twin turbo set up
c) Pay some guy $100 an hour to do a half assed job of turbo instal.
d) Blow the motor
e) In response to motor blowing exclaim, "Yes! I wanted an excuse to build it anyways!"
f) Build it, this time at $200 an hour.
g) Endless BBK, "Insta-Ball'r" status, regardless of other crap on car.
h) Take 1million photos of your car using your DSLR and post them online in 124 threads.
i) conveniently stage photos infront of your mad ball'r house.
j) post this emoticon
in repsonse to non noise bringing, non ball'r photos taken with regular point and shoot camera.
