The Useless East Canada thread!
07-09-2008, 06:22 AM
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That and you can create words by adding stuff to the end of other words!
Examples:
Redneckery
DOTAing
Staplerish
Turkeyesque
That's all the addons I can think of atm, but there's more.
Examples:
Redneckery
DOTAing
Staplerish
Turkeyesque
That's all the addons I can think of atm, but there's more.
07-09-2008, 06:47 AM
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Douchebaggery is always a classic.
Speaking of which, a friend and I used to play this game when we worked together before. We worked summers at this aluminum stamping place, and it was very loud there, had to wear ear protection and everything. There also happened to be a lot of black people that worked there. Now, neither me or this buddy are racist, but we do like to live dangerously, so we played the game where someone says a word, and then other has to say it louder, and then louder, and whoever backs down loses. You can kinda guess which word we were using
Sadly, I lost most of the time, since I'm white, and he's arab, so I thought I would get the bigger *** kicking if someone heard me.
Speaking of which, a friend and I used to play this game when we worked together before. We worked summers at this aluminum stamping place, and it was very loud there, had to wear ear protection and everything. There also happened to be a lot of black people that worked there. Now, neither me or this buddy are racist, but we do like to live dangerously, so we played the game where someone says a word, and then other has to say it louder, and then louder, and whoever backs down loses. You can kinda guess which word we were using
Sadly, I lost most of the time, since I'm white, and he's arab, so I thought I would get the bigger *** kicking if someone heard me.
07-09-2008, 06:57 AM
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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends very late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
'What's with the big brass gong?' one of the friends asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk slurred in response.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend. 'How's it work?'
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He stumbled across the room, picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood in silence, looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You *******.... it's three-fifteen in the morning!!'
'What's with the big brass gong?' one of the friends asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk slurred in response.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend. 'How's it work?'
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He stumbled across the room, picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood in silence, looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You *******.... it's three-fifteen in the morning!!'