i always knew rich would catch up, simply cause he has no msn at work.

 

i also can't believe that a wet doorknob is more nasty that 2 girls 1 cup.

 

that is correct. sadly my only source of cj'ing is uect

 

i can't believe a wet doorknob is more nasty than going down on a girl when she's on her rag

 

tastes like chinatown

 

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxgNjMTPIs

 

Haha, some of us are fortunate enough to have the foresight to not open all links people have sent us. To this day, I've yet to see 2 girls 1 cup, and I've never went down on a chick that's on her period. When I go down, if I don't like what I see/smell, I get back up and use my hand instead

 

even if you use your hands, sooner or later, you'll have to deal with the smell

 

that is, unless you're using gloves ... like those bright yellow dishwasher's gloves

that'd be so pimp

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8xuVnB-Pk

I have NO IDEA what they're trying to sell in this commerical.

 

^^ can't view youtube vids, so i'll just use my imagination and picture the worst case situation

 

50 minutes to go

maybe i should swing by ss just to bug frank to get me my parts faster

 

Wayne's there right now.

 

I could, but there was more than 1 interested buyer. So it would have been denied.

But I officially own it now. They finally called me at 3:15. Deal closed at 6. I was getting mad.

 

party at your place now?

 

what's wayne doing there? getting his parts ripped off?

 

Yeah we can have a Z party. First 4 Z's get driveway spots!

 

i'm parking on the front lawn

 

can we drift on the lawn?

 

yep, mike said it was okay