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freaking terrible jokes.
how do you kill a circus?
go for the juggler
knock knock
who's there?
justin
justin who?
justin time for dinner
"hey girl.. you must be a pokemon.. cuz i wanna PEEK-AT-CHU"
how do you stop an elephant from charging?
take away its credit card
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
how do you kill a circus?
go for the juggler
knock knock
who's there?
justin
justin who?
justin time for dinner
"hey girl.. you must be a pokemon.. cuz i wanna PEEK-AT-CHU"
how do you stop an elephant from charging?
take away its credit card
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Got some chili and garlic toast from Timmies for lunch. Was pretty tasty, better than I expected.
Funniest thing though, I saw an asian girl that looked like Jason
(Jason, not Noodle J) I giggled and she gave me a weird look.
Funniest thing though, I saw an asian girl that looked like Jason
(Jason, not Noodle J) I giggled and she gave me a weird look.

no wonder why she looked at you funny
I think that one only works if the person knows how they're failing. If I had a picture of Jason on me, showed her it, and said "You look like a dude. As a matter of fact, THIS dude" Then I could do the Nelson. Mine was more of an internal chuckle
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Stefane Dion and the Liberals actually swayed my vote tonight. He's not as good a speaker as any of the other candidates, but I think his party is the strongest.
And I flipped over to the american debates, and palin looks like she's on amphetamines. haha.
And I flipped over to the american debates, and palin looks like she's on amphetamines. haha.



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